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If we lose this week I will?

Doug Reemer
in Melbourne Demons

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Be asking Tony Mockbell for a fresh “batch” and changing my number!

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    I'll move on. Losing is easier when we're not contending for the flag.

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    I won't be angry, I'll be disappointed

    I won't be surprised and I won't let it ruin my Saturday night

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    Turn my phone off to avoid social media and the 142 posts from the bombers fans I have on social media.

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    Same thing I’ll do if we win. Continue on with my life as usual.

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    Finally accept that 2025 is not meant to be.

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    Not be surprised

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    My expectations are so low now that just not getting thrashed would be a god send. A win is a bonus.

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    ...not be remotely surprised.

    We're clearly a really bad football team. Injuries barely begin to explain what's happening with us.

    The fact that the coach, media and many fans thought last week was a significant step forward is damning.

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    Get depressed, mope, question what have I done to deserve this,

    then saddle up for the next game

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    Where would a scrappy win against a 14th placed Essendon get us? Or rd 7 when we play Richmond or Rd 8 against the Eagles. Any wins in these 3 games is merely fools gold.

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    Not care!

    Paris Roubaix is on, the Masters is on, the northern rivers autumnal weather is magic and very conducive to golf, cycling and surfing, and pub beers! 🤌🤜

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    same thing i do after every game. rant on demonland for a few hours and then move on with my life

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    8 minutes ago, BDA said:

    same thing i do after every game. rant on demonland for a few hours and then move on with my life

    Sounds like me 🤣

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    I'll be a little bit surprised if we lose, actually.

    And obviously disappointed.

    Ever spot we climb on the ladder downgrades Essendon's draft pick, and that is an important task.

    Plus, win this one and we get a bit of momentum and sneak a win over Fremantle and then we can knock off Richmond and the Eagles and we'll have an even win-loss record by round 8 and have a mandate to just get obnoxiously violent at Hawthorn and get the big upset despite incurring a few suspensions and boooyaaa we're back.

    Wheeeeeeeeeee! Wheeeeeeee!

    (that sound is me riding the unicycle which is our current bandwagon)

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    I’ve made a rod for my own back. My wife’s Essendon membership was about to lapse. Would have been 25 years, but I renewed it without telling her as a surprise.

    It arrived today and she has already got the stickers out threatening that they’re going on the car and our son will change to them if we don’t win.

    I’m not saying I’m an [censored], but I’ve done smarter things.

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    I'll be at the comedy festival happy as Larry after a few margaritas

    Gather round is great - means we can do something else in footy season for a weekend.

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