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Just now, binman said:

I wonder what his error of judgment specifically was? 

Ha ha we may never find out but the AFL pack have not attempted to sniff it out.!!

 

Hopefully Clarry can put the season from hell behind him. Get his mind and body fit and healthy and get back to playing his best footy which is the best footy I've seen from almost any of his contemporaries.

 
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Likewise, Geelong have kept an eye on Oliver all season.

Privately, the Cats think they could accommodate Oliver and Western Bulldogs’ Bailey Smith in its salary cap for next season, but a deal for both would be enormously difficult.

Good, get him fixed up.

Is anyone else nervous with Oliver & the upcoming off season?

Just hope the only headlines we read about him are positive ones


2 hours ago, dees189227 said:

Good, get him fixed up.

Is anyone else nervous with Oliver & the upcoming off season?

Just hope the only headlines we read about him are positive ones

I'm not nervous. I think he will be head down, bum up, and will come back in ripping form.

4 minutes ago, Ollie fan said:

I'm not nervous. I think he will be head down, bum up, and will come back in ripping form.

Stick a pineapple on an Oliver brownlow, what, old boy!

On 14/08/2024 at 10:16, Bates Mate said:

Good, will be a net positive for the final 2 rounds. He's been between serviceable and liability for much of the season and his last 3 weeks diabolical.

Amw back in ,Judd more midfield please. 

We need to make clarry earn his spot through performance next year

Get real !! The bloke has been playing injured and you cannot resist a crack at him !!

 
On 14/08/2024 at 10:52, binman said:

And unquestionably still be our best midfielder this year. 

Unquestionably? Why then are there 6 midfielders listed above him in the Dland "player of the year"?

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Vic media only want the good players at the clubs they support. Cats, Pies, Blues, Bombers, Dogs. Complete bunch of wankers.

27 minutes ago, Demonland said:

 

Biggest media pile on a club since the Essendon peptides saga. When will it stop?

Bring

On

The

Girls.

🙏


13 minutes ago, dice said:

Biggest media pile on a club since the Essendon peptides saga. When will it stop?

Who's copping more grief right now?  MFC or Raygun?  The pile on is over the top in both cases.

https://www.3aw.com.au/sam-mcclure-gives-the-latest-on-the-unfolding-situation-at-melbourne/

Sam McClure in this grab said that he knows "for a fact" that other players at the club didn't like how Clarry was treated, i.e. saying they'd have been dropped for a month when he didn't cop anything.

If true (and yes, it's McClure), that tells me one of two things has gone wrong:

  1. The club's response to Clarry's situation was not the right approach having regard to the rest of the team's dynamic and views
  2. The club's response to Clarry's situation was correct, but we don't have a stable playing group who can appreciate this, and/or we weren't able to explain our approach to those other players in a way which they'd accept and understand.

Maybe the report's not true. He told everyone West Coast wasn't picking Reid because he wasn't going to go there last year. So yeah. But if it's true, it's not good for us.

Clarry Choo Choo is odds on to be at [censored] land next year,! Thats my mail! 

And if he is...... 

1 minute ago, picket fence said:

Clarry Choo Choo is odds on to be at [censored] land next year,! Thats my mail! 

And if he is...... 

Where?

2 minutes ago, picket fence said:

Clarry Choo Choo is odds on to be at [censored] land next year,! Thats my mail! 

And if he is...... 

And what are we getting in return? Since you appear to have mail


4 minutes ago, picket fence said:

Clarry Choo Choo is odds on to be at [censored] land next year,! Thats my mail! 

And if he is...... 

Is he going to be on Demonland?

8 minutes ago, picket fence said:

Clarry Choo Choo is odds on to be at [censored] land next year,! Thats my mail! 

And if he is...... 

PF's mail:

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9 minutes ago, picket fence said:

Clarry Choo Choo is odds on to be at [censored] land next year,! Thats my mail! 

And if he is...... 

And DONT SHOOT THE MESSENGER@ Have heard from 3 sources of which one gets it right mostly! 

 
Just now, picket fence said:

And DONT SHOOT THE MESSENGER@ Have heard from 3 sources of which one gets it right mostly! 

Where Pickett??

1 minute ago, picket fence said:

And DONT SHOOT THE MESSENGER@ Have heard from 3 sources of which one gets it right mostly! 

I repeat, which club are you saying?


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