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7 minutes ago, Stiff Arm said:

Time to hit Voss with a loss

kristen wiig gtfo GIF

 

If we win I’ll get drunk. 
 

If we lose I’ll get drunk. 
 

Win-win situation. 
 

🔴🔵🔥💪


Is Grundy sub? might balance Carlton's talls...

Let’s go Dees. Will be watching from Rome. Please don’t ruin my holiday! 

jesus i’m up late. 

it’s been a week

lets just get this [censored] done. we cannot end our season on this loss and Gus getting smashed off the ball. 

cmon melbourne. 

we are about to Witness greatness from Gawn Viney Trac n co. just watch them. 

i’m about to sleep but i’m fired up!!

 

This is the most difficult situation we have faced since the year 2021, serving as a significant test for our team and individuals. It's time to show your true colors!

Go Dees!

I predict we will either win or lose and the fans will either be really happy or really sad.

 

Go Dees!!


If we aren’t running through walls and ready to absolutely explode tonight we will lose 

Fire up boys 

Can’t wait for the bounce. Boys better respond. We’ll know early if we’re going to win this. I predict a hot start, the boys will want to get themselves in a position to have another crack the filth on the 30th. 
 

Need to avoid being the first team in the current finals system to go out in straight sets two years in a row.

Wild to think we haven’t won a final since 2021.

3 minutes ago, Clint Bizkit said:

Need to avoid being the first team in the current finals system to go out in straight sets two years in a row.

Wild to think we haven’t won a final since 2021.

We do but, it would be a very Melbourne thing to achieve a record like that! 

10 minutes ago, Clint Bizkit said:

Need to avoid being the first team in the current finals system to go out in straight sets two years in a row.

Wild to think we haven’t won a final since 2021.

Yeah, but

a) it will be great debate next year when we are top 4 again  and the heightened anxiety around can we be the first to go out 3x straight sets - I mean "how embarrassment!"

b) The thread of When will Melbourne break these Embarrassing Records, will get another notch.

 


2 hours ago, DutchDemons said:

I predict we will either win or lose and the fans will either be really happy or really sad.

 

Go Dees!!

We will win and fans will still be ambivalent because our forward line didn't kick a big enough score

After travelling from northern NSW to watch us shoot ourselves in the foot last week. Getting abused by the clowns that actually won. How can you be so angry when you won?

Watching one of our  champions being smashed and then denied justice, maybe it's time now for things to turn for us.

Maybe everything will click somehow.

Despite our injuries, we are running out games really well.

Please breathe fire tonight boys.

Lower your eyes

Take a breath and kick straight.

Against the odds, let's smash the blues and let's smash the AFL.

A premiership is still there for us if we want it.

I hate this league so much right now. 

I love this club.

4 hours ago, DubDee said:

jesus i’m up late. 

it’s been a week

lets just get this [censored] done. we cannot end our season on this loss and Gus getting smashed off the ball. 

cmon melbourne. 

we are about to Witness greatness from Gawn Viney Trac n co. just watch them. 

i’m about to sleep but i’m fired up!!

Are you up and at em, yet Dub Dee 🤣

1 hour ago, Clint Bizkit said:

Wild to think we haven’t won a final since 2021.

And no finals win at the G since 2018….we’ll change that tonight!


Just cannot see how Smith and Tmac as our two main talls are going to kick a winning score. Chandler and Pickett have barely fired a shot the last couple of weeks as well.

The brunt of it all will be left to Fritsch unfortunately. 

Carlton have all the momentum and emotion wave going with them where as I question if the the mental and emotional toll from all the Brayshaw fallout will have an effect. 

Prove me wrong otherwise Melbourne. 

28 minutes ago, Wrecker46 said:

We will win and fans will still be ambivalent because our forward line didn't kick a big enough score

1000% this.

We're just making up numbers...

The "Is Goodwin the right guy" thread can then be reinstated for some good quality chat.

We just need to kick straight and win clearance. (It would be nice to hit up a few more targets inside 50 as well.)

 

Seems to be a Carlton intra club going by the media.

Also we have umpire #22 so #freekickcarlton will be in full effect. 

Edited by Clintosaurus


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