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Maynard must get at least four weeks


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3 minutes ago, Chook said:

Looking at the running upvotes/downvotes on each blog post there is a 3:1 Collingwood to Melbourne supporter ratio.

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So those down-voters are doing a thumbs-down to AFL policy on duty of care. Great thinking.  Argue he took as much care as he could etc, but saying that just shows you are a partisan [censored].

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5 minutes ago, jnrmac said:

"I didn't see him"

Who or what did he think was kicking the ball?

FMD what a moron. Witness coaching gone wrong Witness 

Wrong, mate, I think. Witness coaching gone right IMO. Lends strength to the way I think the Pies submissions will go - football action, fractions of seconds, live footage. 

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Just now, rollinson 65 said:

Wrong, mate, I think. Witness coaching gone right IMO. Lends strength to the way I think the Pies submissions will go - football action, fractions of seconds, live footage. 

Who let you in?

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3 minutes ago, Pipefitter said:

Makes the remorseful bottle of wine seem disingenuous when he blatantly lies about touching the ball. 

I hope Brayshaw's partner has held onto those flowers and that wine and leaves them on Maynard's doorstep along with a card reading: "My condolences for your unexpected unavailability for the finals"

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1 minute ago, rollinson 65 said:

Wrong, mate, I think. Witness coaching gone right IMO. Lends strength to the way I think the Pies submissions will go - football action, fractions of seconds, live footage. 

If you can’t see the person 5meters in front of you that’s kicking  the ball you are trying to smother them he needs a see and eye dog. 

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Just now, Diamond_Jim said:

OMG

the quality of sports reporters....

The biomechanist has arrived four minutes early. She is officially better than any medical professional I have ever visited.

It's Zita's schtick but it's a bit unprofessional IMO. Leave the wisecracks to people who aren't getting paid to report on it.

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4 minutes ago, rollinson 65 said:

Wrong, mate, I think. Witness coaching gone right IMO. Lends strength to the way I think the Pies submissions will go - football action, fractions of seconds, live footage. 

Here he goes again.  No possibility that a witness who demonstrates that he has been heavily coached will have reduced credibility?    You're no Horace Rumpole.

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1 minute ago, Diamond_Jim said:

OMG

the quality of sports reporters....

The biomechanist has arrived four minutes early. She is officially better than any medical professional I have ever visited.

Nooooo! Zeets is great. He makes it interesting 

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4 minutes ago, layzie said:

Hey guys, when you open another tab you can upvote again!

Good work layz

It's like the Roman days with the thumbs up and thumbs down.  Go Christians!!

We need to recruit some anti-filth people to help square the ledger

I've alerted Tiger, Blues & Hawks mates with the link (don't know any scum fans)

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1 minute ago, Chook said:

It's Zita's schtick but it's a bit unprofessional IMO. Leave the wisecracks to people who aren't getting paid to report on it.

Why not have a clown? Every circus has one. 

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