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My 3 word player analysis V Sydney Swans

joeboy
in Melbourne Demons

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Sorry to say that I won’t be able to provide any analysis this weekend because I’ll be on a flight to Bali .

Yes I know it’s very inconsiderate of me, and obviously it’s music to the ears of many, but now is the opportunity for any budding 3 worder trainees to give it a go and open up a whole new career path.. for a week.

And in the immortal 3  words of Arnie Shwarzenegger… I’ll be back

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    Enjoy your trip

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    joeboy- showing limited commitment 

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    Joeboy's ECHO BEACH

    FARAWAY IN TIME!

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    4 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    job for uncle

    The astute, peregrinations of the post apocalyptic, freedom of speech, crusader of virtue, bonhommie and verbosity would INDEED be a joyful read!!

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    I'm disappointed, I opened this thread thinking you'd had provided a spoof 3 word player analysis for our amusement.

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    Your disciples are praying your flight is delayed and hoping they might still get your trichotomous fix for the round.

    Edited by John Crow Batty

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    I was able to stream the game from Bali, so I’m here after all 

    Gawn - surprisingly didn’t dominate 

    Viney - gutsy 4 quarters

    Fritsch - walks on water

    Petracca - outstanding second half

    Oliver - gradually finding touch

    Brayshaw - excellent tagging game

    Sparrow - in and under

    Neal-Bullen - season best game

    May - great work ethic

    Rivers - versatile and courageous 

    McVee - quietly destroys opponents 

    Bowie - courage and presence

    vanRooyen - did just enough 

    Chandler - on shaky ground

    Pickett - some minor cameos 

    Melksham - excellent until injury

    Lever - reliable and committed

    Turner - impressive under pressure

    Laurie - had little impact

    Salem - timing is awry 

    Hunter - disposal was problematic

    Langdon - impressive second half 

    Smith - an almost game

     

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    Turner - please stop fumbling. I will give him the leighway of a hotly contested game to walk into.

    Chandler has nothing to worry about. No-one is taking his spot, especially Spargo. 

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