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What's happened to Kozzys dare and speed? Been very irrelevant for weeks now.

Observations:

- they’re taking almost every contested mark, which means we can’t retain ball

- it’s turnover city for us. Crazy. 

- ground feels like it’s 15 x 20 with straight wings (literally, straight)

- no room 

 
1 minute ago, dazzledavey36 said:

[censored] dog!!

 

That’s Geelong for you. Insufferable pieces of [censored]. 


1 minute ago, Jaded No More said:

No. Just cold and confused why he’s in Geelong.

Don't blame him. Imagine playing to packed stadiums every week then walking into that dump of a half Auskick sized ground

2 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

[censored] dog!!

 

Not called out by the commentator despite them showing the replay. Contact with injured players was banned was it not. Should get looked at but probably won't because he returned to the field.

Edited by Nascent

 

Lucky it’s started raining. Cats skills and defensive marking was killing us. Bit of rain nullifies it. Plus, we piled on goals against Port up there in the wet. Frustrating to watch what we’ve become in 2023. Just a bottom 8 level side. 

Just now, Nascent said:

Not called out by the commentator despite them showing the replay. Contact with injured players was banned was it not. Should get looked at bit probably won't because he returned to the field.

Yeah he is gone for that. Has to be


2 minutes ago, The heart beats true said:

The scrapping onto Tracc and Gawn is pure Scott. 

How they both haven’t received 3-4 frees each is beyond me. Lay a finger on a cat and whistle goes immediately 

Just now, SPC said:

Not sure what Kosi offers. Cannot win a one on one 

Bit hard when you are 5' and they kick it 9' in the air

Did we fly across yesterday to train? Doesn’t look like it!! 

Anyway despite being terrible, we’re only a goal or so down. It’s annoying because the cats aren’t even playing that well! It’s just that they’re not making as many dumb decisions as us. Better skills and capitalising off our errors.

If we sharpen up, we will win this.

Just now, GBDee said:

We’ll win this.

Agree if we get to normal disposal for a VFL side, let alone AFL.


Are we actually ever going to play like a top 4 side? Our skills are the worst i’ve seen in a while.. 

Just now, Gunna’s said:

How they both haven’t received 3-4 frees each is beyond me. Lay a finger on a cat and whistle goes immediately 

Just quietly we have 6 frees they have 2

2 minutes ago, GBDee said:

We’ll win this.

I think so. All over them. Just need to steady and find some space.

2 minutes ago, Macca said:

BS

Rivers called for it and then made a weak attempt at marking

Rivers called for it mostly stationary and Gus hit it out in front for Blicavs to intercept. Rivers never had a chance. Had Rivers gone harder he’s still not 200cm, the ball still would’ve been out of reach, Blicavs spoils anyway.

Theres a fundamental game plan issue that players don’t move in and out of space in a coordinated effort to get the ball on the move.

But if you are going to kick in to the corridor it has to be low and flat and Gus simply doesn’t have that kick. 


We're slow to move the ball,  turning it over, kicking to outnumbers, letting them switch at will,  letting them chip into their fwd line whilst we bomb the ball high to a 4 on 1

 

Wtf have they been doing over the break?

Frankly win or lose, I have had a gutful of pigheaded Goodwin and bombing it into our forwards. 2 years this damn issue can't be fixed.  Kozzie needs to get going or drop him. 

 

Viney, Tracc, Grundy, Smith & Fritta

May, Hibbo, Lever holding up.  Petty getting to contests but rusty with hands.  To be expected given time away and conditions. Spoiling well though

Hunter doing ok on his side

Lingers i would bench for much of this quarter for Gus.  Reset message for Lingers needed at the break.  Terrible.

Kozzy was nowhere near it that quarter.  Chandler was on the bench for the most part it seemed?

Edited by Demon Dynasty


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