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GAMEDAY: Rd 15 vs Geelong

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Hawkins just does whatever he likes. Never gets called on anything. Then whinges, No dissent, nothing. 

 

We are our own worst enemy with the last kick inside 50 and / or when kicking from the arc.

How some of our boys don't know their limitations by now and play for it accordingly is astounding in this area.

 

Only time may kicks down the middle and it's to a short 50/50. I actually am baffled as to what's going on with our decision making and general skills.


Ffs lucky

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Classic Langdon dropped mark in defense.

 

Useless [censored] Rohan having his annual day out. What else is new. 

We're slow to move the ball,  turning it over, kicking to outnumbers, letting them switch at will,  letting them chip into their fwd line whilst we bomb the ball high to a 4 on 1

 

Wtf have they been doing over the break?


Jordon.. argh..

Thanks for your time son. 

Fortunately bad kicking seems to be contagious. 

So Rowan and Hawkins blatant HTB - play on.

Petty no prior - HTB. 

FMD. Corrupt organization. 


You know you are struggling when you are making Gary Rohan look good.

Is  petracca just satisfied with his norm Smith and the 1 premiership? Because he isn't at that same level.

His kicking has been terrible 


I would like to understand how a professional football team can be so bad at core business - kicking

 

Pro golfers more often than not sink putts (choose a distance say 5ft) - or pick another analogy if you think the golf one inapt. It’s just dreadful 

 

I'm ready to throw my beer at the [censored] TV.

This Geelong team can barely run.


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