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Just now, Sir Why You Little said:

GW$ Cheer Squad have “Rent a Crowd” T Shirts 

Pathetic

They used to give away free giants tix at my sons little league and I live in nth Wollongong. Still at least the 50 fans they have is 50 more than gcs.

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13 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Stage 4 aggressive bowel cancer which has now metastasised to her lungs. She likely won’t be around to see their little girl grow up. Grimly puts things in perspective.  

God how awful. Life is so cruel. 

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Can someone do me a favor and explain why the fixture has saints and Pies in Adelaide?  We are lampooned for not having enough supporters to ascertain prime venues and times but they schedule this event. 

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1 minute ago, leave it to deever said:

Can someone do me a favor and explain why the fixture has saints and Pies in Adelaide?  We are lampooned for not having enough supporters to ascertain prime venues and times but they schedule this event. 

Here is some context.

https://www.saints.com.au/news/1256553/saints-to-face-pies-in-inaugural-gather-round

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3 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

Can someone do me a favor and explain why the fixture has saints and Pies in Adelaide?  We are lampooned for not having enough supporters to ascertain prime venues and times but they schedule this event. 

Gather round..... I'll tell you a story.....

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We play essendon there next week as well FYI
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1 hour ago, layzie said:

I really thought that Gold Coast were nothing short of pathetic last night. Not sure how much more we have to put up with these uncompetitive performances but if they say they want to play finals then these are the games you have to win. You can't just gee yourself up for a big one last week and then relax. It's been going on long enough and it's almost curtains in 2023 already for them.

Their standard made-to-measure season is unfolding in accordance with the GCS blueprint. Some slashing wins interspersed with terrible and/or pathetic losses. Unable to put together streaks of wins and end up capitulating in the back half of the season and giving up entirely.

Only difference is this year it looks like they will capitulate sooner.

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1 hour ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Port were also robbed of a goal here 

So the Swannettes have not a leg to stand on 

I dunno how the umps can determine anything definitively from the My First Digital Camera™ they have strapped to the goal posts. But that's what saved Port's bacon, as it turns out they could not determine anything definitely, so it went back to umpire's call, which was "touched".

It's funny because the Swans lost, and it's funnier because Hinkley's tenure gets extended by a few more weeks. If they pull out another of these wins at just the right moment, "Kochie" will extend his contract.

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21 minutes ago, FritschyBusiness said:

SO MUCH TO UNPACK!

The funniest thing about Buddy going right into Bergman's back and falling over is that he cleared room for Alir Alir to come through for the punch. 

For some reason the fans arm pumping up and down that blocks the camera view cos he thinks they are going to win also cracks me up 🤣

It’s the gift that keeps on giving. With every viewing you notice something new to relish. 🥳

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5 minutes ago, Engorged Onion said:

Thanks Mr large vegetable. Much appreciated. 

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7 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

Can someone do me a favor and explain why the fixture has saints and Pies in Adelaide?  We are lampooned for not having enough supporters to ascertain prime venues and times but they schedule this event. 

Basically the AFL hate us. That explains nearly everything that goes on in the world of AFL.

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4 minutes ago, FritschyBusiness said:

Sam Weideman got subbed off after a nasty hard hit to the head early in the second quarter today against GWS.
 

Hope he's OK. Will miss our match up next week in Adelaide as well.

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2 hours ago, Demonstone said:

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If anything, Port were robbed of a goal that was bizarrely called touched ... Had that been called correctly, the outcome of the final kick would not have mattered.

 

Edit: Should have read the entire thread first, of course .. sorry SWYL et al.

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43 minutes ago, FritschyBusiness said:

SO MUCH TO UNPACK!

The funniest thing about Buddy going right into Bergman's back and falling over is that he cleared room for Alir Alir to come through for the punch. 

For some reason the fans arm pumping up and down that blocks the camera view cos he thinks they are going to win also cracks me up 🤣

So what happens if the umpire wants to pay the free? Does the kick not count? Or in an after-the-siren shot is it a free-for-all on the goal line?

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5 minutes ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

So what happens if the umpire wants to pay the free? Does the kick not count? Or in an after-the-siren shot is it a free-for-all on the goal line?

Let's say Aliir had not punched, the ball went through and the umps decided to award a free for in the back. No score, free kick awarded, game over. The player can take the kick if they want.

I wonder how many umps would have had the nerve to pay the free.

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2 hours ago, Demonstone said:

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Of course he's right - that is if the ball was kicked from the crowd it's over the line. "Blind Freddie" can see it never made the line. Yet again Channel 7 create muddy waters with bad shots of the goal square. And can someone keep that person seated in front of the camera. They did the same when Buddie kicked his goal last year.

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3 minutes ago, Mazer Rackham said:

Let's say Aliir had not punched, the ball went through and the umps decided to award a free for in the back. No score, free kick awarded, game over. The player can take the kick if they want.

I wonder how many umps would have had the nerve to pay the free.

Absolutely zero

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