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2022 GRAND FINAL 138 members have voted

  1. 1. Who do you think will win?

  2. 2. Who do you want to win?

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Poll closed on 24/09/22 at 04:30

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Successful in the MCC ballot but I’m not going. Nothing would make me vomit more than watching Selwood or Papley smuggly enjoying premiership glory. 

 

It is a case of wanting to see Geelong lose more than Sydney win.

3 hours ago, OhMyDees said:

Successful in the MCC ballot but I’m not going. Nothing would make me vomit more than watching Selwood or Papley smuggly enjoying premiership glory. 

This is me. Will be passing the tix on


I hate both teams so really don’t care. 

Who gives AF? I’m going away for the weekend with the family. 

 

 

can't stomach the thought of Scott and Dangerfield gloating. Mind you Papley also exacerbates by haemorrhoids. I think i'll go off the grid on saturday.

Dangerfield rarely if ever plays two good games in a row. This is Geelong's to lose and if they do they have failed big time. 


17 hours ago, Tom Dyson said:

I hate both teams so really don’t care. 

I always liked Sydney tbh, never really hated them. I just want to see Scotts face if Geelong lose lol

I'm actually pumped for the game and scored a ticket through the AFL members. But I love grand final day regardless of who's playing.

Going for Sydney just for the LOLS on Scott's face if they get done.

Expect Geelong to win by 7-10 goals. Didn't like Sydney's second half and Reid probably out hurts their structure (a bit like T Mac hurting ours.)

If Geelong lose it will be so sweet as it may be their last chance to win it with their current core mob. I'm hoping they will drop down the ladder in the next 2-3 years needing a mini rebuild although knowing Geelong it is probably wishful thinking. Your Selwood's, Dangers' and Hawkins' will be nearing retirement as much of them will be 32-33.

On the other hand I feel Sydney have overachieved and peaked a little too early for my liking. There is so much young talent on their list and they'll be seriously good for the next 5 years.. I want us to be the dynasty club!

49 minutes ago, Demonland said:

Based on the poll results it looks like there will be a lot of upset Demonlanders on Saturday.

I'll be drunk. 

Also got the MCC ballot - it's a good outcome I guess, I certainly wouldn't be queuing for this - odds on I'll be in the bar from 1/4 time. 

It's interesting the one-sided nature of the predictions - I'm still not sold on Geelong on the big stage. Brisbane were a walk over in the Prelim, and Sydney have the pressure game nailed - if they can bring their Qualifying Final form they'll be hard to match.

I'm not sure I could stomach the AFL's Head Prefect (Dangerfield) gloating after a win. I guess it's a question of who I least want to win....


Would be hilarious if Geelong stuffed this up again lol. But, Papley the puke annoys me, buddy diving and annoying swans fans experience i had at the QF is pretty fresh. 

18 hours ago, jnrmac said:

This is me. Will be passing the tix on

Had planned to rush back from OS then from NSW if Demons were in it ( that 'was if Jetstar can get their planes off the ground ) but have already returned the ticket.

On 9/17/2022 at 10:26 PM, Dr. Gonzo said:

C'mon Geelong!!

Couldn't stand the Swans getting a flag with all the handouts they get - priority "academy" picks Heeney, Mills, Blakey, Gulden, Campbell, poaching Buddy using their additional COLA Salary Cap, who knows what other "ambassador" payments they get to make outside the cap? 

Plus my wife is a Cats supporter 😜

There’s always divorce.

I’m not joking.

Giancarlo Esposito Ugh GIF by Team Coco

1 hour ago, Demonland said:

Based on the poll results it looks like there will be a lot of upset Demonlanders on Saturday.

There was no poll question about a preferred natural disaster or biblical event…


1 hour ago, Bring-Back-Powell said:

I'm actually pumped for the game and scored a ticket through the AFL members. But I love grand final day regardless of who's playing.

Going for Sydney just for the LOLS on Scott's face if they get done.

Expect Geelong to win by 7-10 goals. Didn't like Sydney's second half and Reid probably out hurts their structure (a bit like T Mac hurting ours.)

Yeah I think Reid is a worry for them. Think Papley is going to have to play out of his skin for them to have a shot. 

I want Sydney to win. Or more correctly I want Geelong to lose.

Imagine if Collingwood won on Saturday - now that would be truly nightmarish.

Gary Rohan wearing a Premiership Medal….

The Swannettes MUST WIN

 

hate JEELONG hate

 

Despise them both but hate Geelong more....that said I think they will win, sadly

3 hours ago, rpfc said:

There’s always divorce.

I’m not joking.

Giancarlo Esposito Ugh GIF by Team Coco

Nah the Cats are alright, plenty of other teams I hate way more than them - Collingwood, Essendon, West Coast, Hawthorn for starters.

Geelong are pretty inoffensive in the scheme of things - obviously 186, getting belted on our 150th anniversary etc but I don't mind them, even if I wasn't married to a Cats supporter. They were fantastic to watch during their heyday, Scott and Dangerfield are annoying but I dislike Sydney far more with all the free hits they get.


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