A Day In The Life Of A Demonland Thread

[Demonstone 22,820]

Sir Why You Little:     This is what a typical Demonland thread looks like.

Lord Nev:     No it's not.  I'm sorry SWYL, but you've got it all wrong.

binman:     I'd like to add a brief comment but we all know that's not bloody likely.

old dee:     This thread will never be any good.  It's doomed to fail dismally.

picket fence:     Sheeeit!!!!!  I'm more EXCITED about this thread than BIG KEV could ever be!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Jaded No More:     I (censored) hate Geelong and this thread is almost as bad.

Clintosaurus:     The umpires will influence this thread.  It's the narrative that the AFL and media want.

Lucifers Hero:     Can the thread title be changed to "What They Are Saying At Brunton Avenue"?

daisycutter:     i don't see how capital letters could possibly improve this thread.

Ethan Tremblay:     This thread has sewn up a trade coup for MFC.  Make of that what you will.

Bitter but optimistic:     Has anybody "maid" a double entendre yet?

WalkingCivilWar:     Have some "manors" Uncle Bitters.  Soz, but Ima say it anyways.

faultydet:     Sigh.  This is just more woke virtue signalling.

rpfc:     I've nothing to say but here's a GIF for you.

Cranky Franky:     I object to everybody and everything in this stupid thread.

dazzledavey36:     I've been watching this thread since its junior days and knew it would make the top level.

willmoy:     This is a biased thread because of the maggots.

adonski:     This thread would be far better if Jacob van Rooyen was in it.

Demonstone:     Oh dear.  This thread is riddled with spelling mistakes and grammatical errors.

WERRIDEE:     I've made up a possible team using the names of all the posters in this thread.

Engorged Onion:     This thread is loaded.  Or is it?

joeboy:     Worst thread ever.

Demonland:     This thread is now closed.  Take it to the "Changes For Next Thread" please.

 

Edited August 9, 2022 by Demonstone
edited for EO and joeboy!

[Fritta and Turner 4,539]

This thread is going nowhere until we get a permanent home base in the MCG precinct

[dazzledavey36 55,359]

Haha not bad by you @Demonstone 

[dworship 3,342]

I'm happy (I think) that my new "persona" has avoided Demonstone's jaundiced eye. Although, I thought I might warrant an honourable mention for a propensity to use brackets, inverted commas and other grammatical conventions.

[Ethan Tremblay 30,967]

🤣 classic. 

[Lord Nev 13,512]

Sorry @Demonstone but you're completely wrong and here's some stats that actually could mean anything but I choose to interpret them in a confirmation bias way to start an argument that will never end...

 

[mauriesy 7,357]

Joeboy: Was rarely noticed

[rpfc 28,779]

[Guest]

I actually believe that this thread was done 8 or so years ago. However, names like Saty, Biffen, Stuie, Range Rover, deeluded, Ben Hur and so forth got a guernsey back then.

I thought about putting (at) tags on those names to see if they still lurk around these parts, but I found more than one or two no longer exist on here. The times they are a changing!

In defense of @daisycutter, his encounters with Deeluded over the years may have broken his brain.

Whe|\| u re@d p0s+s +|-|@+ dis(@r|) the rools of NORMAL grammar, reG|ster & c0|_locatioN, you tend to become deeply traumatized and just take the option of least resistance by going with lowercase all the time.

Edited August 9, 2022 by Colin B. Flaubert

[rpfc 28,779]

6 minutes ago, Colin B. Flaubert said:

I actually believe that this thread was done 8 or so years ago. However, names like Saty, Biffen, Stuie, Range Rover, deeluded, Ben Hur and so forth got a guernsey back then.

I thought about putting (at) tags on those names to see if they still lurk around these parts, but I found more than one or two no longer exist on here. The times they are a changing!

Yeah, it was ‘is the sky blue?’ Type thing IIRC.

[Fanatique Demon 2,657]

I’ll be watching this thread from France, Spain, Italy, Singapore, Malaysia, Bali, and eventually Melbourne. Go Thread!!

[Bitter but optimistic 22,246]

Give yourself a jolly good thrashing Demonstone!

[daisycutter 29,740]

i blame jack watts

[Mr Steve 3,820]

This thread will get out to 23-28 posts and fall apart. 

[DubDee 26,121]

We're a strange little online family aren't we?   😂

sure, you wouldn't want it any other way

[deva5610 970]

I'm pretty sure Peter Bell was waiting for this thread so he could take both it and Jackson at the same time in return for a second rounder.

[binman 43,807]

Ambivalent about thread.

[Mel Bourne 4,534]

Wonder what Saty would make of all this. 

[daisycutter 29,740]

this thread needs a banana and a cuddle

[roy11 3,893]

Enjoyable thread and enjoyable characters involved, would have given 2 laughing emojis if possible 

[Lord Travis 10,763]

I’m offended I wasn’t included swearing pessimistically and expressing my hatred for the pathetic Doggies scum of a football club 🤣

[daisycutter 29,740]

[Macca 17,034]

Deeluded's rants about the Northern Stand & the would-be hub in Elwood were priceless

Every day for close on 10 years.  Multiple posts per day as well on both non-talking points.  Stickability skills to the fore

And how about Rhino & Bub? ... the use of the like-type function only for those 2 now

 

Edited August 9, 2022 by Macca

[Guest]

1 hour ago, Mel Bourne said:

Wonder what Saty would make of all this. 

If you had read his far superior thread summing up all of the various posters on Demonland, there would be no need to explain this to you, chap. After all, he has spoken to all of them and is completely tight with them by taking guns photos and talking about the English Premier League. 

When he has time to get away from his lovely lady, he may grace Demonland again. But given the level of pessimism and hair shirt threads, that's unlikely. It's just a game after all and to get that angry about it, you must be leading a very sad and lonely life. 

Edited August 9, 2022 by Colin B. Flaubert

[picket fence 17,512]