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1 hour ago, Cyclops said:

Just saying that if it is not his primary residence whether it be fridge or HWS what is the urgency as he could not travel there to use it.

I see him down at Lorne regularly so assumed his primary residence would be down there with a city residence while working and commentating. I can’t get to my place on the Surf Coast but he can get to a place in Gippsland! Anyway interesting if any questions are asked. 

 

What a sad [censored] world we now live in. Bloke gets injured in an explosion and the main concern is if it was his primary residence.

 
2 minutes ago, Mazer Rackham said:

Has anyone asked about the fridge?????

wasn't brian known as the fridge in his playing days?

1 hour ago, Ethan Trembley said:

Does it matter where he was or the reasons for him being there? The bloke is in hospital after being involved in a gas explosion. 

tongue in cheek Ethan


13 minutes ago, BAMF said:

What a sad [censored] world we now live in. Bloke gets injured in an explosion and the main concern is if it was his primary residence.

My point exactly. It is a sad world. I did offer my sympathy which is something I don't usually offer to rule breakers. I didn't  mention that given virtually no mobile phone coverage where he was I wonder who called the Medics and CFA. 

I bet Brian will be OK to see the GF live and in person.

Just now, Cyclops said:

My point exactly. It is a sad world. I did offer my sympathy which is something I don't usually offer to rule breakers. I didn't  mention that given virtually no mobile phone coverage where he was I wonder who called the Medics and CFA. 

I bet Brian will be OK to see the GF live and in person.

wasnt me thats for sure

2 hours ago, Ethan Trembley said:

When a “Mum’s crazy $2 K-mart hack you won’t believe” is news. Anything is news. 

Link?

 

We are all going to hell for this thread.

And for god's sake Ethan - send the bloody Kmart hack link FFS.

We are literally all waiting

1 hour ago, Earl Hood said:

I see him down at Lorne regularly so assumed his primary residence would be down there with a city residence while working and commentating. I can’t get to my place on the Surf Coast but he can get to a place in Gippsland! Anyway interesting if any questions are asked. 

Yeah I'm pretty sure he is out the back there somewhere. I think you can see it from Teddy's.


Any hot water hacks?

Besides BT…

“$2 Kmart hack saves mum hundreds in 'stunning' Christmas DIY”

https://www.google.com.au/amp/s/au.lifestyle.yahoo.com/amphtml/kmart-hack-saves-hundreds-christmas-decoration-040109206.html

There was another article that said a mum used a cheap packet of K-mart clothesline’s pegs to seal cereal packets.

Edited by Ethan Trembley


I think we can have the good grace to at least wait 24 hours before cracking jokes about this

see you tomorrow 

I was half-expecting the best gags of the year on this one..! I have to say Demonland has disappointed me on this fiery occasion…

Edited by DeezNuts

9 hours ago, Cyclops said:

My point exactly. It is a sad world. I did offer my sympathy which is something I don't usually offer to rule breakers. I didn't  mention that given virtually no mobile phone coverage where he was I wonder who called the Medics and CFA. 

I bet Brian will be OK to see the GF live and in person.

I usually don’t convict until I am in possession of evidence.

Edited by ProperDee


“Wowee….it just went BANG… whadda ya think, Dais?”

“Well, I think you should have kept up your gas plumbing ticket if you were going to fxxx around with the hot water service, BT. Down to Soders on the boundary”

” coming off it looks like.  Straight down the race.  Looks like Bruce might have to come on as Medical sub”

”will Hawkins have anything to answer for?”

”nah, all clear.  On the replay it looks like BT did it to himself”….

13 hours ago, rjay said:

Not wishing him any harm but couldn't they keep him in hospital under observation for the next month.

Severe sedation is essential as well as isolation.

Any truth to the rumour he commentated all the way to hospital?

 
2 hours ago, ProperDee said:

I usually don’t convict until I am in possession of evidence.

PD you must be a races follower as you have blinkers on. Oh..thats right, your not allowed to do that either.

Join the dots. Walhalla have had electricity for just over 22 years. A gas fridge blew up not AC ..shack is probably not powered. Taylor doesn't live there.

My fridge exploded just a couple days ago. I couldn't put out the flames pouring from the freezer (I live in a wooden Queenslander as well) and was expecting an even bigger explosion any second, and ended up having one of those hysterical strength episodes - picked the whole thing up with flames licking around my head, ran to the backdoor through thick clouds of black smoke, and threw it down the steps as far as I could into the patio before diving for cover (the impact actually snuffed out the fire). Crazy intense. A few singed hairs and my shoulder muscles are stuffed, but both me and the house were incredibly lucky. Anyway, Brian Taylor, lol. 


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