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Pathetic. This is the exact [censored] we serve up when presented with a golden opportunity. Disgraceful. 

 

WAKE IP YOU DIP****S


If a player - or group - walks past an umpire at say half time and mutters “you cheating c word”, is that frowned upon?

 

No Luck FC! Not good enough. [Censored] by the umpiring yet again. Haven’t played them in Melbourne since 2014 - bloody cheats!


We have fallen in a heap.

Need the HT siren so we can regroup and forget this nightmare of a quarter.

This is actually pathetic. 

2 minutes ago, monoccular said:

Nicholls you cheating bastard [censored] - that was a bad kick, not deliberate.

Pert - get on the phone now

But we never do


We are second to the ball and outnumbered at the contest every time, thats the main problem.

So frustrating to watch this rubbish. Crap umpiring and crap football.

Eagles are so pathetic this year that they’re possibly going to be the worst finals team of all time… and they’re beating us haha

Just me or has Petracca not been sighted for the last 10 minutes? 

0.1 to 2.5 this quarter. Lucky to be in it.


Steven May needs to pull his finger out. More then happy to just sit off Kennedy and no way wanting to go with him.

 

1 minute ago, Red But Mostly Blue said:

We have fallen in a heap.

Need the HT siren so we can regroup and forget this nightmare of a quarter.

Yep and and a rocket up quite a few.

 

We are continually kicking it to the boundary of the pocket rather than  just inside about 10 meters or so making it too easy for the Eagles to defend!

We just don't know how to play greasy tough wet weather footy very well under any sort of pressure.  Too fumbly and not enough link up run and carry.

Our last kick inside 50 is [censored] awful most of the time.


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