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1 minute ago, P-man said:

Heโ€™s a better player than you are a poster thatโ€™s for sure.

Hes rubbish. Absolutely disgraceful that they are giving him charity games. Hes cost us 3 goals single handedly

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Swans space galore Demons not a spare cm. Why? Coaching

This is 2019 Melbourne.

6 inside 50s for one point.

They've had 8 inside 50s for 4.1.

This is the same side who had 9 scoring shots in an entire game against Fremantle two weeks ago, but has already had 8 scoring shots in a half today.


So who's on Pap guys?ย  What a disaster at selection and so far on the day this has been

Just now, McQueen said:

This is comical.

Scorelineย flatters usย tbh. Theyโ€™ve been harder at just about every contest.

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Wake up you pack of losers!!?!


Most wouldnโ€™t normally be as resigned to a loss before the second half, but can anybody recall the last time Melbourne played great catch-up footy? Justย doesnโ€™t happen. We be fkd.ย 

Swans game plan: Kick it to Omac

They are genuinely just kicking it to whoever is on OMac for an uncontested entry or a weak turnover

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How does it feel to get shown up by a hapless Sydney side boys?


This is shocking, this is why we can never trust this team, we arenโ€™t going inside 50 with any composure.ย 

3 minutes ago, Jaded said:

Sydney coming off the same break. No excuse. None.ย 

Without a doubt. You can see the sweat pouring off the Sydney players. They just have the desire to win. We just want to go back to the hotel.

I doubt we will win next week here either. Our players can't handle the pressure.

One of these teams isnt competing for a finals birth. You would be excused for thinking it was us.

wow, our pressure's good isn't it.


Hahaha. My mates are texting me "WTF".

Every contest we lose

we cannot kick it 30 metres

we cannot take a mark - aside from Gawn

jones should be dragged for not kicking that goal from 30. Grow some balls!

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