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We'd, Tmac and Jackson on the fwd line yet it felt like most of our kicks went towards Fritsch or Trac?

 
1 minute ago, Beetle said:

Why the [censored] does this game have to be on a Thursday night when I can’t drink myself into oblivion?!

Call in sick tomorrow. Be a good citizen. Never has calling in sick been more heroic. 

 
1 minute ago, gs77 said:

We've looked soooo slow since Jones was brought back in.

Gifting charity games was where it all went down. Jones is rubbish

We’ve been as bad as you can get but only 3 goals down. That’s a positive. But I’ve got nothing else.


Hang in there - it's only the 1st quarter gone. 3 quarters to go...

1 minute ago, SPC said:

Only Jackson looks likely up forward.. 

Yep.

Doesn't panic with the ball.

Its too much to ask that our so called quality players actually try something different other then bombing it in the F50

1 minute ago, gs77 said:

We've looked soooo slow since Jones was brought back in.

I agree. I have left Jones alone to date but geez he looks off his best by some way. 

 

wtf was that rubbish,why is tracc laughing about [censored] these prima donnas


13 inside 50s in the first qtr for no goals, 3 talls doesn’t work 

That was disgusting, last week we kicked ourselves out of the game in front of goal, tonight we have barely been able to string two kicks together and our kicks inside 50 were pathetic.

We had so many good chances with leads missed, miss-matches ignored, and basic skills non-existent. We can bring it back if we pull our finger but that was some of the worst we've seen.

1 minute ago, gs77 said:

We'd, Tmac and Jackson on the fwd line yet it felt like most of our kicks went towards Fritsch or Trac?

Jackson was hit laces out, got both hands to it and spilt it...

Port Players get the ball, then try to maintain possession for Port. 
Dees players get the ball, then seem more concerned to get "meters gained", just keep moving the ball toward our goal, like schoolboy football, causing so many turnovers and lousy delivery to our forwards. 

MFC intensity meter reading at about 1! 


Just now, CYB said:

I agree. I have left Jones alone to date but geez he looks off his best by some way. 

dont blame jones

Brayshaw is playing on a wing on Karl Amon.

Amon 12 disposals, Brayshaw 3....

That BAD that the umpires are providing sympathy and tea. Copious frees and multiple fifty metre penalties have done little.


1 minute ago, Garbo said:

13 inside 50s in the first qtr for no goals, 3 talls doesn’t work 

Goody was sick of listening to us cry out for two tall forwards.

His revenge is sticking three down there.

Good move.

Apparently Hodge is spending retirement in a pie factory.

The reason we're only 3 goals behind is the short quarters

 

This is the Richmond game all over again.

Turnovers left, right and centre. Cannot compete with anyone, let alone the side on top of the ladder, if we keep turning it over.

2 minutes ago, Jaded said:

Call in sick tomorrow. Be a good citizen. Never has calling in sick been more heroic. 

I would be the first person in Australia to call in sick for home schooling/work from home.


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