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GAMEDAY: Rd 04 vs Geelong

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We are the worst coached team in the league over the past 18 months.

This is [censored] awful.

 

That scratch match last week really did us wonders. Ready for 2021 already

We're just not good enough' we waste chances and they take theirs. Bottom 4 for us' everything looks so hard.

 

3 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

He is [censored]. People need to wake up and realise what a huge waste he is.

Getting him has set our club back.

He's a hack

Geelong have a plan about chipping the ball around and drawing us out, and then going quickly once they can.

We rely solely on explosive brilliance from someone, or else we go long down the line. It’s simply not a plan and there’s only one person to blame, and that’s the coach. It’s been 18 months of utter garbage.

 

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Just now, danielE288 said:

That scratch match last week really did us wonders. Ready for 2021 already

It was clear we sucked when our b team got point aways from beating our a team. 

Why do we always look less disciplined and unorganised than every other team? Simple things like killing the ball in the backline or being aware of the players in the area you are protecting. We look lost, confused, lacking in confidence and have a horrible inability to use our instincts.

 

somehow we make every kick in an impossible equation while letting every kick in against us a gift.

 

i have to think it’s in the way we train. Players look stunned on game day. Some of these guys once had instinct and used it. Are they being over coached or poorly coached? It’s horrible to watch

Remember 2 years ago when Melb V Geelong games were electric and fun and competitive?

You know, before we lost all confidence and gave up?

 

Disgraceful quarter. We are in no mans land. We have no game plan. No purpose. No stars. We just float in obscurity where we belong. 
 

2018 was an utter fluke. 


There is one thing clear, I am getting older and now know for sure I will never see the MFC win a flag.  Tears fill my eyes!!!!!

2 minutes ago, praha said:

We are the worst coached team in the league over the past 18 months.

This is [censored] awful.

Full list to choose from . Coach has nowhere to hide now.

we always play such dumb [censored] football

can our recruiting people run more iq tests in future?

only 3 goals down. we can do it.


Happy garry baker avatar told me he is struggling. But expects we will fire up now.

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1 minute ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

He’s playing? 

yeah he's playing with himself if he thinks he's AFL standard 

he's done for mine 

We’re now the worst team in the league over 2019-2020. Even Gold Coast and Carlton have more wins than us!

We need drastic change. Those who believe we can continue on our current path and find success are delusional.

We need to acquire some natural forwards, no more in between flanker mid types. Pickett is about the only natural forward we have and it shows.


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