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Merry Christmas Demonlanders

Engorged Onion
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Merry Christmas to all.

Particularly to the mods.

I only stumbled across this two years ago and it's nice to be in a community (yes it provide community) about a passion of mine.

To the rest, keep up the amusing, informative and insightful (mostly) input.

Let's see if we can keep the forum flamewars to a minimum in 2019 

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    Extra points for not using the [censored] term "Happy Holidays".

    Well done.  And Merry Christmas.

    Edited by ProDee

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    49 minutes ago, ProDee said:

    Extra points for not using the [censored] term "Happy Holidays".

    Well done.  And Merry Christmas.

    I think I know the censored word and agree. MERRY CHRISTMAS

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    Best wishes to all for the Festive Season, and the forthcoming New Year.

    I little elf told me, as a Dees supporter, that our great big Christmas gift and wishes arrive next September.

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    Happy Festivus.

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    Happy Xmas D'land supporters, you've done yourselves senseriously well this Season past.......... 

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    Merry Christmas ? to all Demons

    Celebrating Christmas and New Year in Bangkok will be different and full of suprises one hopes. 

    1st Christmas in 55 years not in Australia

    But the decorations are up so it will be fun

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    Stuff Xmas, stuff eleven months - wish everyone prosperous SEPTEMBER 

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    I've asked for something very special from Santa this year, but I hope he doesn't bring her down the chimney.

    Thanks Demonland and all it's subscribers.  You kept me (mostly) sain during the bad times and you are keeping me (mostly) sain during the good times .......... and that's gotta be a good thing.

    May all your Christmases be red and blue!

    Sorry.  Too much Christmas cheer!  Go DEES!

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    1 hour ago, Sir Why You Little said:

    Merry Christmas ? to all Demons

    Celebrating Christmas and New Year in Bangkok will be different and full of suprises one hopes. 

    1st Christmas in 55 years not in Australia

    But the decorations are up so it will be fun

    Bloody hell SWYL, you sleazing around in Asia ..again?

    You'd just about be eligible for citizenship!

    Have a great Christmas … and have a green curry for me …. but be sure to slosh it down with a few Singhas ...or similar.

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    I wish everyone a very Merry Xmas.

    .... and the best 2019 we could hope for ?

     

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    Well once I would have adopted the bah humbug line.

    But I'm a reborn citizen.

     I'll have all my fellow Demonlanders know that I'm a reformed character. No more sleaze or smut. No more bannings or deleted posts. No more multiple shamings on MeToo .

    I'm an empathic and sensitive male, ready to embrace a new world of equality.

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    1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Well once I would have adopted the bah humbug line.

    But I'm a reborn citizen.

     I'll have all my fellow Demonlanders know that I'm a reformed character. No more sleaze or smut. No more bannings or deleted posts. No more multiple shamings on MeToo .

    I'm an empathic and sensitive male, ready to embrace a new world of equality.

    Sounds like a big order of New Years resolutions Uncle! Good luck. Me, I have resolved to sign up to Feb Fast next year to give my liver a rest. That will really be a test. 

    Merry Christmas to one and all. 

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    Merry Christmas everyone and Happy Birthday to the great one.

    Im always thankful that I live in a great Country, able to follow to best club and the greatest game of all.

    Edited by Jibroni

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    Merry Christmas everyone.

    How many of you are shoving presents under the tree right now?

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    Merry CHRISTMAS morning Dlanders! :wub:

    Hope you all have a great day and don't forget Santa has left you all a gift, a flag for 2019?

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    Merry Xmas Demonlanders and families and lets hope that 2019 will be even better than 2018. We are empty nesters so just heading off to our daughters for breakfast....Cheers All...........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    And a cheerful Feliz Navidad to you all.

    Sadly, I have to work today but hope you all have a great day with your families and friends.

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    Merry Christmas too all, hope everyone has a safe and happy day.

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    18 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

    Happy holidays to Prodee.

    Merry Christmas to everyone else.

    ?

    You mean '..Merry Christmas to all ladies and gentlemen ... you too, Prodee'? Just an opportunity to make a festive joke but only moderately funny. 

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    3 hours ago, deebug said:

    Merry CHRISTMAS morning Dlanders! :wub:

    Hope you all have a great day and don't forget Santa has left you all a gift, a flag for 2019?

    He also gave me heaps of Demons' merchandise from the Demon Shop. Not that I needed any of it, having won the $400 door prize at the Interstate Visitors brunch earlier in the year, at the Sporting Globe pub ... nice tie, though. The flag will be the birthday present for me, this year. 

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    Happy xmas deelanders. I will do what any atheist does on crissy day and get sloshed and dream of a demon flag.

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