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If we beat the Cats I will ..

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Smile, nod knowingly and say I never doubted us for a minute. Then in my defence say, really I never thought we would lose I was confident  we would win. Scoffs of derision from the family would be heard and repairs organised for the furniture, plus get the dog back from the pound. (Why do dogs run away during fireworks?)

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Hit the DL forum to revel with you all, then plot my approach to getting tickets against the Hawks/Tigers.

Maybe buy myself a fancy new cheeseboard to replace the old one? Or is that more of a prelim final self-gift?

Play ‘It’s a Grand Old Flag’ on repeat all week in my business (I’m in the Geelong area) and smile knowingly at my staff and clients...

 
7 minutes ago, RedButMostlyBlue said:

Maybe buy myself a fancy new cheeseboard to replace the old one?

There’s room for plenty on mine if we win.

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Smirk at everyone i know who follows Geelong.

Like REALLY smirk.

Smirk at them all.

 

Tell my 3yo son it's not ok to say "I like black and white " (before red and blue)

...Feel a lot better abount clearing the fenceline with neighbour in Saturday. It will be inglorious if we lose.

I honestly think I will break down and bear hug every person around me in red and blue - so you have all been warned.

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13 minutes ago, jane02 said:

I honestly think I will break down and bear hug every person around me in red and blue - so you have all been warned.

Where are you sitting?

Give out my Tarzan call and let it reverberate through the jungle.......no i won't Jane keeps coming when i do that......

5 hours ago, Dee Zephyr said:

There’s room for plenty on mine if we win.

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Hahaha this is mesmerising!


11 hours ago, The Chazz said:

This is pretty messed up, so much so that you shouldn't be surprised if you get a PM from Uncle @Bitter but optimistic after he reads this.  If this is how you act, you tick a lot of the boxes that he looks for when inviting folk back to the Romsey Manor.

MudDog seems a high quality citizen . Of course his choice of sauce on the kebab would be a factor.

42 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

MudDog seems a high quality citizen . Of course his choice of sauce on the kebab would be a factor.

Garlic, maybe even chilli if I was feeling up to it..

happily wipe the [censored] smug smiles off all my cat supporting mates. They have all been arrogant turds for the last 15 years. They deadset make me angry just by breathing in my direction.....

 

oh I feel better now. that's a load off the shoulders.... now let's get beating this mob from down the highway


On 9/5/2018 at 1:45 PM, jane02 said:

I honestly think I will break down and bear hug every person around me in red and blue - so you have all been warned.

As promised, I did shed a few tears, hugged my family and a few random blokes sitting next to me. So happy. ❤️?

On 9/5/2018 at 10:48 AM, Devil is in the Detail said:

image.thumb.png.d2e0eeace7ba935fa282b353e4805514.pngPose like this at the game.

Give us the shotgun 

 
On 9/5/2018 at 9:45 AM, Deemented Are Go! said:

Promise to buy my daughters inaugural memberships for 2019.

Pay up!

On 9/5/2018 at 9:41 AM, Danelska said:

Play ‘It’s a Grand Old Flag’ on repeat all week in my business (I’m in the Geelong area) and smile knowingly at my staff and clients...

Loved the drive back down the Geelong hwy with demons scarf hanging out the window. So many cars were speeding past me. 

What business is yours?


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