If we beat Meth Coast I will ...

[Bleeds_Red_&_Blue 172]

... play the song “final countdown” by Europe

[Demonland 73,266]

I will bare my bum down the Perth equivalent of Bourke Street.

[Gorgoroth 13,136]

Get my scrotum pierced... then rip it out.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

may or may not go through with this... ?

Edited August 15, 2018 by Gorgoroth

[What 18,810]

...expect us to get flogged by GWS and be overtaken by Geelong on %,  finishing in 9th spot again.

[Red But Mostly Blue 4,551]

Get a full back tattoo of a scene depicting the final, triumphant moment of the game...?

Too much? It almost feels like nothing short of that will be worthy of the magnitude of such a win.

[Smokey 4,389]

Come to the realization that we are perhaps better off without Hogan ... 

[In Harmes Way 7,826]

Wonder aloud as to the fine efforts of number 4. You know, I am almost certain he didn’t have tattoos last year. The things these lads get up to in the off season.

[Guest]

Three things.

Let out a celebratory roar of yes.

Kiss the missus.

Email my boss to announce that I'm not going to work as I'm off to the pub (but I won't divulge the pub bit).

[YesitwasaWin4theAges 6,723]

Rap the house break.

[Ethan Tremblay 31,168]

26 minutes ago, Colin B. Flaubert said:

Three things.

Let out a celebratory roar of yes.

Kiss the missus.

Email my boss to announce that I'm not going to work as I'm off to the pub (but I won't divulge the pub bit).

Woa slow down Col, maybe reserve that one for when we win a final. 

Edited August 15, 2018 by Ethan Tremblay

[ding 5,126]

Post on here " I told you we would make finals"...  (Probably in all Caps to sound like i was confident the whole time )

Hit "like" on every post in the Post Match thread.

Get drunk, knowing i have the next 3 days off work to recover.

Praise Goodwin for making some great, match-winning moves during the game despite not having a clue what changes were made

Pump up our chances in the Finals.

Talk of upgrading my membership.

Generally go completely overboard.

 

*Only later realising we could still miss out

[chook fowler 19,675]

Go to the beauty parlour and have a Geraldton Wax.

[DubDee 26,191]

Just shake my head with a wry smile on my face

[Jibroni 5,035]

Shout every Demons supporter in Adelaide a beer!!

[Superunknown 4,225]

...continue to consider Melbourne guilty until (not unless, until) proven innocent (by beating GWS)

I should have just said

...remain skeptical

[DV8 2,271]

1 hour ago, Bleeds_Red_&_Blue said:

... play the song “final countdown” by Europe

be happy.

Nothing more, as we have yet to even travel over there... so I'm not going to get any preconceived ideas about this game.

[Guest]

40 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Woa slow down Col, maybe reserve that one for when we win a final. 

Just trying to maintain the family friendly tone of the forum after all the moral degenerates and assorted reprobates sullied it's good name.

Fingers will not be pointed but you know who you are.

[jane02 3,777]

I always donate $10 to the Salvo guy outside the MCG. I was aghast when I could not find him on Sunday. I assume they didn't want to take away from the BCNA tin rattlers. 

If we win on Saturday I will donate $100 to the Salvos the following week.

[Little Goffy 14,668]

1 hour ago, Colin B. Flaubert said:

Just trying to maintain the family friendly tone of the forum after all the moral degenerates and assorted reprobates sullied it's good name.

Fingers will not be pointed but you know who you are.

Anything to raise the tone here. I swear there are some fingers around here that I genuinely doubt could ever be pointed again, after the things they've done.

As for 'if we beat Wet Toast'... hmm... I may just let loose and become mildy inebriated. Though I'm trying to think of something I haven't done since 2006, surely that is a worthy theme.

[Go the Biff 3,450]

2 hours ago, chook fowler said:

Go to the beauty parlour and have a Geraldton Wax.

WTF ?????

[DemonWA 3,936]

Troll the F*"k out of my eagles mates. No Kennedy, No Gaff, No Nick Nat = No Eagles

[layzie 34,148]

Reduce my MFCSS by 3%

[La Dee-vina Comedia 16,950]

Check the date to make sure it's not April 1st

[chook fowler 19,675]

2 hours ago, Go the Biff said:

WTF ?????

It’s a flower. A bit obtuse I admit.

[Pates 9,661]

...probably cry a little.