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St. Kilda are "absoutely deplorable"; will destroy us

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0 for 1 in predictions this year but Garry Lyon says St. Kilda are deplorable so they obviously will destroy us.

https://www.sen.com.au/news/2018/04/29/lyon-st-kilda-absolutely-deplorable/

“Their kicking skills were absolutely deplorable,” Lyon told SEN Breakfast.

“Like, deplorable to the point we all watch footy on Saturday night and we’re all experts in our loungeroom, your phone just starts pinging and all your mates are watching the same thing and wondering whether you’re watching AFL footy.

“The players in that St Kilda side two years ago that we thought were going to become something, where’s Jack Billings, where’s Luke Dunstan, Jade Gresham seems to have just stagnated, Maverick Weller’s best footy is behind him, Jack Sinclair hasn’t lit one up for a long time and these were the sorts of blokes we thought were going to carry them.

“Jack Steven’s their best player and can’t kick very well, still.”

Also Membrey and Bruce can't kick and they always play the game of their lives against us. They too will destroy us.

Only pessimists need reply. You optimists are deplorable too. :P

 

 

Given the way we played yesterday they will beat us.

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13 minutes ago, dl4e said:

Given the way we played yesterday they will beat us.

1st half or 2nd half?

On first half form they will destroy us.

On second half form they will destroy us too because we can never back it up.

We're doomed and cursed.

 

Saints are one of the few teams we play twice this year .... lucky that they are below par... wait a minute MFCSS tells me we have no luck !

I get this thread is satire but it wouldn't matter if we were playing Seaford 3rds this weekend, some supporters would come on here saying we are gonna get our arses handed to us

 

Bruce is an A grade hack, who always kicks a bag against us.

Definitely contender for the Kent Kingsley award this week. 


Trouble been a MFC supporter is we watch every game with our heart in our mouth.  It is decades of inconsistency and not knowing which team will turn up on any given day.  The season is on a knife edge and we have to be at our best every week.  Beating the Saints, GC and Carlton are simply a must for us to cement our season.  I have no idea week to week it’s a lottery and that’s a major concern.  If we miss out on the 8 it’s a dismal failure with our list.  Supporters of this club are just fatigued with inconsistency.  If we are to improve we must win the next 3 then there is a glimmer of hope.  At the moment I do not trust this club.

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We are better than them but Saints are in the bottom half of the mid tier of teams (6th-12th). They should go in 50-50 against any teams in that tier and can't be taken lightly.

3 hours ago, pewpewpew said:

0 for 1 in predictions this year but Garry Lyon says St. Kilda are deplorable so they obviously will destroy us.

https://www.sen.com.au/news/2018/04/29/lyon-st-kilda-absolutely-deplorable/

“Their kicking skills were absolutely deplorable,” Lyon told SEN Breakfast.

“Like, deplorable to the point we all watch footy on Saturday night and we’re all experts in our loungeroom, your phone just starts pinging and all your mates are watching the same thing and wondering whether you’re watching AFL footy.

“The players in that St Kilda side two years ago that we thought were going to become something, where’s Jack Billings, where’s Luke Dunstan, Jade Gresham seems to have just stagnated, Maverick Weller’s best footy is behind him, Jack Sinclair hasn’t lit one up for a long time and these were the sorts of blokes we thought were going to carry them.

“Jack Steven’s their best player and can’t kick very well, still.”

Also Membrey and Bruce can't kick and they always play the game of their lives against us. They too will destroy us.

Only pessimists need reply. You optimists are deplorable too. :P

 

The saints killed us in midfield setups a couple of seasons back, at etihad.   And Hickey gave Maxy a sponge bath, that game as well.

 

They crowded us around the contest, forcing us to cough up the pill.  Much like the Hawks did to us a few weeks back, and the Tiges did us as well the same way. 

 

Take them lightly, at our own Peril.

 

2 hours ago, Jaded said:

Bruce is an A grade hack, who always kicks a bag against us.

Definitely contender for the Kent Kingsley award this week. 

Bruce is injured, out for several weeks.

Not a heavy injury list for Saints.

Josh Bruce  Back  6-8 weeks
 Darren Minchington  Knee  3-4 weeks
 Jack Newnes  Concussion  Test
 Dylan Roberton  Heart  Indefinite
 Koby Stevens  Concussion  Indefinite
 Jimmy Webster  Hip  Test

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I think the skills Comp wide have been deplorable this year, very hard to watch any game with interest currently. Between saints, dees, Roos and bombers it’d be a toss up. 

6 hours ago, Diamond_Jim said:

they did draw with GWS who aren't that bad.

GWS not that good.

I don't get how posters on here are saying saints better then bombers, there record is worse, the bombers beat the crows in Melbourne, and the saints lost by 55 points to a undermanned Crows. The saints have been trying they are just no good, if the dees take them serious then we win by 35. The docklands is now our favorite ground, we now play it better then anyone.


1 hour ago, McQueen said:

GWS not that good.

Theyve only lost to Sydney..

3rd on ladder. Healthy % 

Yeah... rubbish ?

Id agree they aren't the 2nd coming...but shabby they're not.

5 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

Theyve only lost to Sydney..

3rd on ladder. Healthy % 

Yeah... rubbish ?

Id agree they aren't the 2nd coming...but shabby they're not.

They've also drawn with the Saints, struggled against the Lions and only just accounted for the Pies.  Outside of thumping the Dogs, they haven't exactly set the world alight at this point of the season.

Goes to show anything is possible this Sunday, particularly with the evenness of the comp (outside of Carlton and Brizzy)

Mindset and discipline are the keys, if we start well and turnover the scoreboard then I expect the Saints to wilt. We really need a big win to give the players some real confidence.

 
5 hours ago, Redleg said:

Bruce is injured, out for several weeks.

Not a heavy injury list for Saints.

Josh Bruce  Back  6-8 weeks
 Darren Minchington  Knee  3-4 weeks
 Jack Newnes  Concussion  Test
 Dylan Roberton  Heart  Indefinite
 Koby Stevens  Concussion  Indefinite
 Jimmy Webster  Hip  Test

Goes to show you how little I care about St Kilda 

 


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