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30 minutes ago, La Dee-vina Comedia said:

Meanwhile, the equivalent discussion on the Collingwood supporters' discussion board is whether Centrelink payments have kept pace with the price of ready to drink Southern Comfort and Coke.

 

and bomberblitz  is already 100 pages up discussing jake stringers new stomach lion tattoo and his new haircut

a change to essendrugs certainly hasn't harmed his ego

Jake Stringer has returned to training early and is sporting an interesting tattoo. Picture: Essendon FC

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53 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

and bomberblitz  is already 100 pages up discussing jake stringers new stomach lion tattoo and his new haircut

a change to essendrugs certainly hasn't harmed his ego

Jake Stringer has returned to training early and is sporting an interesting tattoo. Picture: Essendon FC

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I can forgive Jake Stringer for his past indiscretions however will never forgive him for that haircut. Seriously, that should be an offence. 

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45 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

I can forgive Jake Stringer for his past indiscretions however will never forgive him for that haircut. Seriously, that should be an offence. 

All class, a perfect fit for the Bombers!

Notice how the media is again all over the Bombers with good news stories. Also the Tigers.  

You wonder "who pays the Piper."

 

EFC: welcome to Essendon, Jake. We do things a little differently here. Get these ... er ... "dietary supplements" into you.

Jake: duh .... supper? suppel ... duh ... what for I eat dial supper?

EFC: don't worry about the details, mate. It'll put hair on your chest.

Jake: duh ... okay

NEXT:

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(two weeks later)

EFC: Jake, did you eat those dr-- ... those supplements?

Jake: .... yeah!!! Jake eat good ... kind of ... nearly ...

EFC: hmmm .... maybe we'd better go back to the injections.


On 2/22/2018 at 11:34 AM, daisycutter said:

and bomberblitz  is already 100 pages up discussing jake stringers new stomach lion tattoo and his new haircut

a change to essendrugs certainly hasn't harmed his ego

Jake Stringer has returned to training early and is sporting an interesting tattoo. Picture: Essendon FC

b32f14d634ed8114995e8159b9f85615?width=316

 

Man.    I thought that tattoo was the worst thing I'd ever seen,  only to scroll down and see the haircut.....

Hes off the rails.

Our club picking up Lever rather than this tool showcases why we will get a premiership before those muppets

On 1/26/2018 at 7:20 PM, Ron Burgundy said:

Nothing article. I say good luck to the guy - he was a decent player and, I think, a decent person.

GetSwift’s corporate governance perhaps needs to improve, but there doesn’t seem to be any suggestion of impropriety here.

But then again...
https://www.smh.com.au/business/investments/joel-macdonald-s-getswift-under-asic-investigation-20180228-p4z233.html

 

Poor old Joel, down to his last $40 million!

It's uncanny how companies with phantom clients and phantom income end up getting into strife.


14 minutes ago, Mazer Rackham said:

Poor old Joel, down to his last $40 million!

It's uncanny how companies with phantom clients and phantom income end up getting into strife.

I read Joel McDonald’s player profile one year in a footy record where he said his idol was Jordan Belfort. 

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20 minutes ago, Mazer Rackham said:

Poor old Joel, down to his last $40 million!

It's uncanny how companies with phantom clients and phantom income end up getting into strife.

Last $40 Mill...!!

[censored] go and live on an island ? somewhere, Get drunk & dance with girls, do not work anymore!!

1 hour ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Last $40 Mill...!!

[censored] go and live on an island ? somewhere, Get drunk & dance with girls, do not work anymore!!

With $300 mio in class action lawsuits on the way , he is personally liable as a director.  May face hefty fines and disqulification, or even jail.

1 hour ago, buck_nekkid said:

With $300 mio in class action lawsuits on the way , he is personally liable as a director.  May face hefty fines and disqulification, or even jail.

Even better reason to bugger off to an island - preferably one without extradition treaties.


1 hour ago, Uncle Fester said:

Even better reason to bugger off to an island - preferably one without extradition treaties.

Just what i was thinking...!!

  • 11 months later...

Back in the news again. Joel Mac and Gutnick are both very creative.

https://www.theage.com.au/business/companies/getswift-shares-crunched-after-asic-launches-legal-action-20190225-p51021.html

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  • 6 months later...
On 1/26/2018 at 5:27 PM, dazzledavey36 said:

Dylan Crimes, Mitch Morton, Steven Armstrong, Trent West...

Front seat passengers of a premiership side.

Grimes is a hack. 

Sorry but I'm still bitter about us recruiting Joel MacDonald over Dylan Grimes. Just cannot get over it. Add that to Paul Roos saying that Toby Green & Shaun Higgins were available to us for loose change a few years ago - what might have been !!???

8 minutes ago, Cranky Franky said:

Sorry but I'm still bitter about us recruiting Joel MacDonald over Dylan Grimes. Just cannot get over it. Add that to Paul Roos saying that Toby Green & Shaun Higgins were available to us for loose change a few years ago - what might have been !!???

Jesus hasn't Grimes proved me wrong! No fuss defender who had stood up extremely well since Rance has gone down.

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16 minutes ago, Cranky Franky said:

Sorry but I'm still bitter about us recruiting Joel MacDonald over Dylan Grimes. Just cannot get over it. Add that to Paul Roos saying that Toby Green & Shaun Higgins were available to us for loose change a few years ago - what might have been !!???

Had a chat with Barry Prendergast about Grimes.  Was never in consideration for us to draft him.  Not talented enough to make it in the AFL.

15 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

Jesus hasn't Grimes proved me wrong! No fuss defender who had stood up extremely well since Rance has gone down.

A dam fine Blue Collar Premiership Player

We got the other one.....

Who did his best under trying circumstances.

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  • 8 months later...
 

Some positive news for Joel's company Getswift (from the Age 22/5/2020: 
https://www.theage.com.au/business/companies/former-afl-player-s-getswift-makes-comeback-with-revenue-boost-20200513-p54sfp.htm

"The gyrations of Australia's tech stocks over recent months has hidden a remarkable comeback by one of its former darlings, last-mile logistics provider Getswift.

The stock has soared to a multi-year high of 90¢ this month. This is the highest it has traded since the disastrous share price crash in February 2018 which followed the company's confirmation that fewer than half the contracts it had been publicising were actually generating any revenue.

The 500 per cent gain since May last year represents a remarkable comeback for the company which was started by former AFL footballer Joel Macdonald to work out the best routes for his booze delivery service...."

 

Needs to show that they have legitimate contracts and revenue. Have some cash reserves, bit still yet to nail it's core business, which is last mile delivery logistics for businesses like food and beverage, such as Pizza Hut 

Given the COVID-caused explosion of home delivery in every Western country, I'm suprised Getswift aren't thriving and are only showing moderate success.

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