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If (When) we beat Port Adelaide i will.....

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Im going straight to the club shop and buying a soft shell jacket... been looking at it online all year.

Its a luxury, but i will be happy to pick one up if we win.

Oh, im also sending a text to my boss, whos son plays for Port, reminding her that he should ask for a transfer to a successful club. (She also controls the roster so it will be my last game for the year)

 
 

Give my brother in law a really hard time, he is a die hard port man.


Go over to Uncle Bitter, to sample the late season Flogfest at the local Romsey general apothecary or other questionable refuge!

Edited by picket fence

38 minutes ago, ding said:

Oh, im also sending a text to my boss, whos son plays for Port, reminding her that he should ask for a transfer to a successful club. (She also controls the roster so it will be my last game for the year)

Or you'll be suddenly free to attend our training sessions in addition to all of our games. Might have to pawn that jacket though.

 

Watch the highlights. 


4 minutes ago, Chook said:

...call up my cousins in SA and go bananas!

Take it to the No T$ No BS thread Chook.

... get crushed by the hoard of happy Dees supporters at Richmond station.

[censored] this.

We are 9 and 7 with all but Jones back, yes there will be some rust but we are at home and there are no superteams and we are a good team.

There is no surprise here - we can win this game and if Viney, Salem, and Tyson don't need a game to get into the momentum of the game - we have enough weapons to win well.

Finally start believing we are finals bound. Even now I have doubts despite us being definitely in the box seat 

....celebrate so loud I wake my London flat mates! (And not for the first time)


1 hour ago, spirit of norm smith said:

Buy an Indigenous jumper.  It's a great style and it would be fitting to celebrate. 

Me too!

Have a triple single malt whiskey ( or two ). Whilst watching the replay 

... buy a lifetime Demonland subscription!

Edited by Mogwai

Probably blubber like a small child as I would be confident of finals for the first time in 11 years. 


Throw the missus over the couch. 

Get punched in the face

Try again.

Not be surprised as its on our home ground and we are a better team and I cant understand why people are talking like Port are some sort of powerhouse.

 

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