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THE BOMBERS' DOPING SAGA - THE FAT LADY SINGS

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I like Bomber Thompson - I always look forward to his segment on 360.

That said, I can't stand James Hird. Or Essendon.

I continue to loathe Carlton more. They're extremely loathe-able as a club.

 

Edited by Ron Burgundy

 
38 minutes ago, Ron Burgundy said:

I like Bomber Thompson - I always look forward to his segment on 360.

That said, I can't stand James Hird. Or Essendon.

I continue to loathe Carlton more. They're extremely loathe-able as a club.

You're on the right track, Ron.

If you keep up the good work, you'll be loathing 17 clubs like the rest of us.

21 minutes ago, Mazer Rackham said:

You're on the right track, Ron.

If you keep up the good work, you'll be loathing 17 clubs like the rest of us.

Carlscum or Essendrug?

can’t decipher which is more loathsome

i am not going to try...

 
2 hours ago, Mazer Rackham said:

You're on the right track, Ron.

If you keep up the good work, you'll be loathing 17 clubs like the rest of us.

... and that's just the AFL.

How does 1 find a bike rider in one's house? who comes and goes  when they please, you can not be blind to what they are doing, you might not be selling bikes for them, but you certainly are test riding their bikes, there once was a dank who had bike riders take photo shots at his house, the heards the 34 bike riders they all test ride the bikes.


8 hours ago, don't make me angry said:

How does 1 find a bike rider in one's house? who comes and goes  when they please, you can not be blind to what they are doing, you might not be selling bikes for them, but you certainly are test riding their bikes, there once was a dank who had bike riders take photo shots at his house, the heards the 34 bike riders they all test ride the bikes.

This post made me quit glue sniffing...................................

 

2 hours ago, ding said:

This post made me quit glue sniffing.

I used to know a bloke who sniffed glue (true story) and his nickname was 'Bostik'.

On 19/01/2018 at 9:01 AM, don't make me angry said:

How does 1 find a bike rider in one's house? who comes and goes  when they please, you can not be blind to what they are doing, you might not be selling bikes for them, but you certainly are test riding their bikes, there once was a dank who had bike riders take photo shots at his house, the heards the 34 bike riders they all test ride the bikes.

By chance, are you related to ENYAW? 

  • 4 weeks later...
 

Ironic that the Bombers' James Hird Academy promotes development of Ess father/son prospects, given his propensity to do a 'Barnaby'

16 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Ironic that the Bombers' James Hird Academy promotes development of Ess father/son prospects, given his propensity to do a 'Barnaby'

What, Hird botched water allocation in the Murray Darling basin too?!?

There is no end to his wilfulness and degeneracy.


For what this is worth. I've recently returned from a trip to the Hilltops/Young/Mudgee wine producing areas of NSW. 

In Mudgee I stayed at a Motel run by an ex WA dude and we had a conversation about AFL footy. ( AFL footy is not big in Mudgee.)

It turned out he is the brother of a certain West Coast Eagle backman who played in the Worsfold era. One of the things he said was that the Whoosh was also called the Chemist. Yes, that was/is his profession.

He then said West Coast players were using drugs in that era. Not all of them, just most of them. He claims it was a well-known 'fact'.

He mentioned the usual suspects, the dead one and those still alive, including a surfing type who played a few games for the Demons in 1996.

He also said drugs were and are rife in the AFL. He said Essendon's biggest problem was they were caught.

For what it's worth...

 

Edited by dieter

35 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

 

Apparently they have also offered jobs to Barnaby Joyce & Bronwyn Bishop to be in charge of political correctness and travel arrangements.  Bomber Thompson now in charge of recruiting his first recruit is Stephen Dank, Chopper Reid was offerd a job but failed to attend the interview, Pol Pot and Adolf Hitler are expected to sign on when contracts can be exchanged. "We are looking for leaders in their field and no stone will be unturned, Attila the Hun and Idi Amin are also in our sights." Bomber said -FMD

2 minutes ago, ManDee said:

Apparently they have also offered jobs to Barnaby Joyce & Bronwyn Bishop to be in charge of political correctness and travel arrangements.  Bomber Thompson now in charge of recruiting his first recruit is Stephen Dank, Chopper Reid was offerd a job but failed to attend the interview, Pol Pot and Adolf Hitler are expected to sign on when contracts can be exchanged. "We are looking for leaders in their field and no stone will be unturned, Attila the Hun and Idi Amin are also in our sights." Bomber said -FMD

Hird and Adolf to collaborate on something similar to The Hanger. Maybe call it The Chamber. 

Edited by Ethan Tremblay


I hope they have strict protocols on handing out melatonin, would be stiff for Hirdy to have it happen again. 

God it still cracks me up when I read bummer fans on social media still in denial that turdy did anything wrong and it was all the AFL and they know he was innocent. 

I really don't care about it now but Id rather see him do a footy manager position than coach. Plus I reckon it would hurt the bummers fans to see him at Freo. Just keep him away from the medicine cabinet. 

2 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

God it still cracks me up when I read bummer fans on social media still in denial that turdy did anything wrong and it was all the AFL and they know he was innocent. 

I really don't care about it now but Id rather see him do a footy manager position than coach. Plus I reckon it would hurt the bummers fans to see him at Freo. Just keep him away from the medicine cabinet. 

But would that be enough for them to see the light and turn on him?

11 minutes ago, sue said:

But would that be enough for them to see the light and turn on him?

Might be the opposite Sue, after a few years back in football, it will prove he never really did anything wrong. Good work AFL, would have been life in any other sport.

46 minutes ago, Cards13 said:

I hope they have strict protocols on handing out melatonin, would be stiff for Hirdy to have it happen again. 

*melanotin 

melatonin is used for sleep disorders

sorry for being [censored] - lol

Edited by daisycutter


Maybe he will see it as an avenue for his chocolate business instead of selling it at pop up markets.They could even change their name to the Freo Frogs 

24 minutes ago, Wadda We Sing said:

Might be the opposite Sue, after a few years back in football, it will prove he never really did anything wrong. Good work AFL, would have been life in any other sport.

Well, it's out of their hands.

Freo called up and asked very politely if Tirdy could come and play with them.

And the AFL looked up his record and discovered that after recklessly dumping the AFL into its biggest scandal in 100 years, he did some coaching for a prominent footy club, AND last year he presented the Norm Smith medal!

Fully rehabilitated! Back to normal!

It would be wrong for the AFL to continue to victimise Tird given that some other organisation saw fit to grant him those second and third chances.

 
On 1/15/2018 at 8:07 PM, Sir Why You Little said:

Carlscum or Essendrug?

can’t decipher which is more loathsome

i am not going to try...

Hey, over here in Adelaide, there are two clubs that drive you absolutely sick. Port and the Crows. No TV coverage for MFC, no articles in the daily paper, no radio commentary, no nuffin. Loathsome behaviours all of the time from supporters with at least 20 commentators counting every breath of every player in these two sides. They even think that they got a bargain with Watts, Toumpas and the profits from the Lever deal. Yep, hate Essendrug and Carlscum, but these two in proximity are unbearable. 

7 minutes ago, Deemania since 56 said:

Hey, over here in Adelaide, there are two clubs that drive you absolutely sick. Port and the Crows. No TV coverage for MFC, no articles in the daily paper, no radio commentary, no nuffin. Loathsome behaviours all of the time from supporters with at least 20 commentators counting every breath of every player in these two sides. They even think that they got a bargain with Watts, Toumpas and the profits from the Lever deal. Yep, hate Essendrug and Carlscum, but these two in proximity are unbearable. 

But they live in Adelaide, so you have to cop that. I live in MELBOURNE and have to listen to [censored] about 7 other clubs (8 including Jeelong) that i have no interest in....


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