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If we beat Hawthorn, I will.....

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Expect that Petracca has sat Hodge on his  arse.


Give a lot of shlt to my condescendingly annoying Hawthorn supporting work colleague. For about the next 6 months

buy a membership

 

 

.......... swear off footy tipping forever!

On 31 July 2016 at 1:49 PM, johndemons said:

bet on GWS to win the premiership

What can you get on the 'Weid' kicking a sausage roll with his first shot?


41 minutes ago, McQueen said:

What can you get on the 'Weid' kicking a sausage roll with his first shot?

Not sure but you should be able to get at least10/1 on him kicking the first goal of the game i guess.....

....be forced to re-stock my Crown Bet account.

Change my name by deed poll to Austin McCrabb


Party like t'was the year 1959!

Hunt down every miserable Hawthorn supporting toad ........ Sorry,"  student " at my school and change the school song to " Grand old flag" 

Swim in the Trevi fountain


1 hour ago, DaisyDeeciple said:

Swim in the Trevi fountain

You lucky bugger.

If we win I will skinny dip off a beach in far western Victoria. At night, to save the eyesight of the locals.

Not be surprised. We're probably capable of beating any team, and we're equally capable of losing to any team.

But it would totally transform our season if we did beat the best.

Wear my melbourne scarf everywhere for the next week or so

 

We can beat Hawthorn.

Hawks always play out the back. Their backline players drop off usually without a man and then the Hawk players spread quickly. This leaves a number of options and allows them to run forward, hand pass over the top and lead into space. They score!

Dees just have to pick up these players who drop out the back and try to stop their run. We look good when we run!

Easier said than done I know. We are young, especially this week. I am proud of 8 wins so far ( could have/ should have been a couple more)

Hopeful of a very competitive go against a very good team


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