... scream like an Icelandic commentator

bet on GWS to win the premiership

Vow never to start a "I will" thread again

…suspect that ISIS was somehow involved.

Expect that Petracca has sat Hodge on his  arse.

Give a lot of shlt to my condescendingly annoying Hawthorn supporting work colleague. For about the next 6 months

buy a membership

 

... not be surprised.  

Dees by 10 goals.

.......... swear off footy tipping forever!

On 31 July 2016 at 1:49 PM, johndemons said:

bet on GWS to win the premiership

What can you get on the 'Weid' kicking a sausage roll with his first shot?

41 minutes ago, McQueen said:

What can you get on the 'Weid' kicking a sausage roll with his first shot?

Not sure but you should be able to get at least10/1 on him kicking the first goal of the game i guess.....

....be forced to re-stock my Crown Bet account.

Tell my wife her services are not needed for the next 6 months.

32 minutes ago, Gorgoroth said:

Tell my wife her services are not needed for the next 6 months.

Move Gorg's missus in for 6 months.

Change my name by deed poll to Austin McCrabb

Party like t'was the year 1959!

Put a MFC sticker on my car for the first time since 2013. 

Hunt down every miserable Hawthorn supporting toad ........ Sorry,"  student " at my school and change the school song to " Grand old flag" 

Swim in the Trevi fountain

34 minutes ago, DaisyDeeciple said:

Swim in the Trevi fountain

Daisy, I was going to ask for photographic evidence. Then I saw your gender. Carry on.

1 hour ago, DaisyDeeciple said:

Swim in the Trevi fountain

You lucky bugger.

If we win I will skinny dip off a beach in far western Victoria. At night, to save the eyesight of the locals.

Not be surprised. We're probably capable of beating any team, and we're equally capable of losing to any team.

But it would totally transform our season if we did beat the best.

Wear my melbourne scarf everywhere for the next week or so

.. do the Demons Dance!

We can beat Hawthorn.

Hawks always play out the back. Their backline players drop off usually without a man and then the Hawk players spread quickly. This leaves a number of options and allows them to run forward, hand pass over the top and lead into space. They score!

Dees just have to pick up these players who drop out the back and try to stop their run. We look good when we run!

Easier said than done I know. We are young, especially this week. I am proud of 8 wins so far ( could have/ should have been a couple more)

Hopeful of a very competitive go against a very good team