Dwayne Russell

[Straight Sets Simon 23,113]

Dwayne is hard to listen to at the best of times, his love of Port Adelaide and Geelong is equal only to his hatred of Melbourne.

Today, you could hear the tears rolling down his cheeks, and the croak in his voice with every Melbourne goal got louder and louder. After Garlett kicked one of his many goals he proclaimed "dagger to the heart!" He was of course referring to himself.

Well Dwayne, to show there are no hard feelings despite all this I will be sending you a small gift in the mail.

Edited September 13, 2015 by Clint Bizkit

[Return to Glory 8,441]

Total [censored] so your choice of gift is apt

[P-man 13,366]

It was the icing on the cake to have this toolbag calling such an epic win against his beloved Cats.

[Biffen 12,943]

He can go eat a bag.

So can the Fox crew including Gerard Healy.

They were woeful today.

Consistently wrong.

[JimmyNP 174]

Honestly how do blokes like Russell get gigs as commentators? He is as putrid as they come.

[Still Waiting 94]

Who is Dwain Wussel anyway? Just another wannabe who cannot hide his emotional ties to today's big losers!

He is a tossa of the highest order.

[Gorgoroth 12,955]

Ha ha, love it.

DUH-Wayne is a [censored] of the highest order!

[Rod Grinter Riot Squad 5,654]

"after they have had a shocking few weeks" the sack of manure said. At least Brown corrected him.

Wish the poster who had the letter Derbrain sent to the guys mum would post it, humiliate the dog.

[Seraph 1,824]

He is a grade A [censored].

He can't even call players correctly 1/2 of the time, I have no idea how he gets a gig.

[Pirlo 813]

Loved the commentators curse effort in the last quarter.

[jane02 3,748]

I cannot stand it when this idiot is commentating. I would like to wipe the smirk right off his face. I don't need to - our boys did it today. I will not listen to 3AW because of him and as a female I find him a sexist pig with an enormous ego.

[Wadda We Sing 10,685]

Comes from down that way apparently..

[KingSlayer33 170]

Wish the poster who had the letter Derbrain sent to the guys mum would post it, humiliate the dog.

What's the story there RGRS?

[Hail Cale 11]

Russell is the worst and most annoying commentator going around, and to be worse than Brian Taylor, is a big call.

3AW Sport Today is very good, except for the total liability that is Dwayne Russell.

Hopefully his employers will wake up to themselves and realise that there are much better commentators out there who can take his place.

[Gorgoroth 12,955]

Yeah I won't listen to 3AW coz of this fllllloooooooooooogggggg and Healy, he is one too.

[Forest Demon 4,681]

Easily the worst commentator. If you hear just a few of his games, you quickly pick up his few horrible catch phrases he continuously wheels out.

He was very condescending a few times today.

[1858 285]

It goes beyond terrible commentary. The guy's an absolute oxygen thief.

[old dee 23,792]

Easily the worst commentator. If you hear just a few of his games, you quickly pick up his few horrible catch phrases he continuously wheels out.

He was very condescending a few times today.

I do not agree with you.

That honour goes to Brian Taylor.

I just wish he had been calling the game on 7 today.

He would have been choking on his words.

[w00dy 146]

"That's ball!" he yelled, about 2 minutes in when a Melbourne player was tackled. "Throw!" as the ball spills lose from a Geelong tackle. "The Demons might even lead going into quarter time!" as they're three goals up with a couple of minutes left in the quarter.

Just a really biased commentator, with today the double whammy of a team he loves against a team he puts down at every opportunity.

[Forest Demon 4,681]

I do not agree with you.

That honour goes to Brian Taylor.

I just wish he had been calling the game on 7 today.

He would have been choking on his words.

I know BT is ordinary but he doesn't take himself too seriously. There is just something about Derwayne that puts him head and shoulders above everyone else.

[Gorgoroth 12,955]

I know BT is ordinary but he doesn't take himself too seriously. There is just something about Derwayne that puts him head and shoulders above everyone else.

It's his arrogance.

Seriously, you would think he won 3 brownlows, 5 flags and 8 best and fairests.

[TeamPlayedFine39 8,508]

"That's ball!" he yelled, about 2 minutes in when a Melbourne player was tackled. "Throw!" as the ball spills lose from a Geelong tackle. "The Demons might even lead going into quarter time!" as they're three goals up with a couple of minutes left in the quarter.

Just a really biased commentator, with today the double whammy of a team he loves against a team he puts down at every opportunity.

He also yelled out 'He ducked!' during the second quarter- it was comical.

Not only that, but at least twice today he failed the basic addition/subtraction and hit the margins wrong, very wrong.

[Jaded No More 68,921]

I wish the Fox Footy commentators would learn the names of our players.

Spencer is not Gawn

Stretch and Neal Bullen are not also Toumpas

Ameture embarrassing stuff.

Edited June 21, 2015 by Jaded

[Straight Sets Simon 23,113]

For as long as I can remember he's always added in snide comments to Melbourne players doing something well like "he was lucky" or "the umpire didn't see it".

[piddz 118]

How fkn frustrating is the condescension. Today was like 'aww how cute Melbourne's playing at AFL standard'. SMFH

Edited June 21, 2015 by piddz