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Changing the cat's poop tray was more palatable than this.

Nah try a week's load of dog poop in the back yard at half time... glorious

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Nothing good comes from Collingwood.

Neeld, Dawes, Lamumba...

yep

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if Chris Dawes is in the team next week Im asking for a refund on my membership

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Have not improved from the Neeld era

Hand in your paycheck Roos you fraud.

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Dawes should be dropped and have Pedersen at FF and Hogan at CHF.

The way we play we need an advantage, bring Gawn in for the rest of the year and leave him at FF. then tell our players to kick it long to him one out (they will have to play on and get it in quick to get a 1v1. Onus on the mids to play attackingly.

I don't blink we will get much for Howe or garland if they both leave.. Maybe second round of we are lucky!

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Dawes is done & dusted.

I would prefer Gawn up there at this point. At least he can take the odd grab even if he cant hit the side of a barn door

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if Chris Dawes is in the team next week Im asking for a refund on my membership

From his salary, no need to hurt the club any more

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Been checking the scores occasionally.

I'm done with this club. We are just so bad.

Memberships will be in the mail on Monday.

The players don't give a [censored], why should we as supporters?

Get ready to be thumped next week by the Bulldogs.

Dont do it big fella.

We love have you around here,and besides,whether you like it or not,you are a Dee for life.

Go and have a couple of quiet ones and look forward to next week.

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The way we play we need an advantage, bring Gawn in for the rest of the year and leave him at FF. then tell our players to kick it long to him one out (they will have to play on and get it in quick to get a 1v1. Onus on the mids to play attackingly.

I don't blink we will get much for Howe or garland if they both leave.. Maybe second round of we are lucky!

Garland's okay.

Howe is cooked.....he's done.

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Our 'run and spread' is just a bunch of blokes meandering over to the other side of the ground at times. Shocking effort.

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Toumpas is not up to it unfortunately

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I'm not sure how N.Jones gets away from getting a lashing on this site.

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Chris Dawes going for a mark...

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Have not improved from the Neeld era

Hand in your paycheck Roos you fraud.

Seriously, do you even know anything about football? What a ludicrous comment.

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How can we *not* start questioning Roos here?

The team goes in without a single inkling of wanting to win.

Win? Are you [censored] kidding???

How about chasing and tackling. And manning up when we don't have the ball???

We can't/won't do the basics. They are a pea-hearted bunch of losers.

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Probably cleaner than our disposal

Nice work!

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Toumpas is not up to it unfortunately

Can only go on the telly coverage ATM,so hard to tell if he's running to the right places.

But what's on telly looks very bad for him.Probably a yard short of afl standard.

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4 mother [censored] goals

Hang your head in shame Dawes. Talk less and take more marks. Vice captain my arse

They dumped Grimes from the leadership group but at least Grimes tries his hardest. Dawes hasn't taken a contested mark all year.

Tyson injured. Howe disinterested. M Jones and Bail a liability. Poor Stretch not ready. Brayshaw tired. No Salem no Viney no Hogan no Jetta and no midfield.

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Dont do it big fella.

We love have you around here,and besides,whether you like it or not,you are a Dee for life.

Go and have a couple of quiet ones and look forward to next week.

I have too much fun on here to leave DL, don't worry about that mate!

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