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The Bulldogs aren't concerned with picking up an experience midfield player,plenty of good youngsters. Why does it seem to be a big deal? Not many teams are interested in acquiring our non achievers.

I did say in the past we had a problem with the MCC and administrator......footy dept. ( GOING GOING GONE), WATTS to play RUCK/ROVER...midfield ......becomes a reality.Colin Sylvia an under achiever/ trouble maker......GONE there is a god.

We should play like the SWANS......Paul Roos isa the the coach....GUESS WHAT?........Few authors have called me silly...Others say spot on.

How come the guys who played in the reserves all did a fantastic job regardless of a smashing got de-listed,who ever writes the crap should be.......... Tell it as it is .......If we are shi.t then say so.

The 5 things I learnt this year NOTHING,NOUGHT,ZERO,ZILTCH and sweet F..K all. sorry not to sugar coat it.

Why do few authors state a topic is silly yet are not willing to make a descent contribution to the topic.........something to do with being Gu.less

Consider this Fitzy on the wing.Dees pick up Sheeds.Dees to win 8-10 games in 2014.

Everyone out there has a good day.

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Is it just me, or does anyone else get a mental picture of a donkey (ok, let's not sugar coat it, ass) when they read the name Enyaw?

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Is it just me, or does anyone else get a mental picture of a donkey (ok, let's not sugar coat it, ass) when they read the name Enyaw?

Or Wayne backwards

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Or Wayne backwards

Worked that one out the day he first appeared... and yes, he is a little.

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and what exactly does this have to do with the value of pick 2?

NOTHING,NOUGHT,ZERO,ZILTCH and sweet F..K all. sorry not to sugar coat it.

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George Bush Jnr is a Melbourne supporter, who'd have guessed.

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Enyaw for MFC CEO after Peter Jackson

No, that would be after Retep Nosjack... he's from Bizarro world, a planet populated with nothing but butchers.

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At least enyaw worked out how to spell his name backwards I guess. Have to give him some credit for his post.

Maybe his actual post was also backwards? It may mean something if read that way!

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The Bulldogs aren't concerned with picking up an experience midfield player,plenty of good youngsters. Why does it seem to be a big deal? Not many teams are interested in acquiring our non achievers.

I did say in the past we had a problem with the MCC and administrator......footy dept. ( GOING GOING GONE), WATTS to play RUCK/ROVER...midfield ......becomes a reality.Colin Sylvia an under achiever/ trouble maker......GONE there is a god.

We should play like the SWANS......Paul Roos isa the the coach....GUESS WHAT?........Few authors have called me silly...Others say spot on.

How come the guys who played in the reserves all did a fantastic job regardless of a smashing got de-listed,who ever writes the crap should be.......... Tell it as it is .......If we are shi.t then say so.

The 5 things I learnt this year NOTHING,NOUGHT,ZERO,ZILTCH and sweet F..K all. sorry not to sugar coat it.

Why do few authors state a topic is silly yet are not willing to make a descent contribution to the topic.........something to do with being Gu.less

Consider this Fitzy on the wing.Dees pick up Sheeds.Dees to win 8-10 games in 2014.

Everyone out there has a good day.

Go away ENYAW
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I love how it goes on and on then.

"consider this Fitzy on a wing"

Like it's some miraculous move that will save us.

Proud to be Gu.less

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I think this was definitely a "descent contribution" WAYNE.

Well done.

Honestly, this must be some sort of genius performance art, like Jaoquin Pheonix or Steve Aoki.

It's a masterpiece of inane rambling bullsh*t. It's beautiful.

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i love this guys posts!

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Hmmmm, finally someone to take the spotlight away from Clint! I won't be disrespectful though, but could re-name himself Stanley!

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