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This is predictably shite. The only reason we're anywhere near close on the scoreboard is because we're playing the only other side at our level. I'm not emotional, or upset, or disappointed, or anything. Just bored.

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Mark Neeld, wtf are you smoking?

Get a man in the square who isn't a classified midget.

And somebody for the love of God teach our players to kick.

Horrible quarter. Sick to death of this team's inability to play 4 quarters.

Say what you like about the quality of the list, but our coaching staff and conditioning staff have a lot to answer for.

Everyone yelled at me last week that we lost because we were two men down. Port lost one already and have another throwing up on the field. And yet they destroyed us.

Lets see whether their lack of run aids us, but somehow I still think we'll limply turn it over and lose.

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Mark Neeld, wtf are you smoking?

Get a man in the square who isn't a classified midget.

And somebody for the love of God teach our players to kick.

Horrible quarter!

I know right. What is he thinking?
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This team is an embarrassment to the Club and the competition, I don't think I have ever seen a worse skilled side and any player at our club that can't get a game must be a [censored] footballer.

Do any of our players understand that this is football and one of the fundamentals of the game is being able to kick the ball and at this level accurately?

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we should only kick short into the forward line from now on. Long isn't working for us. Chip it to half forward and let Blease or Jetta run it in.

We are missing Jack Watts kicking from half back.

Trenners has the cement boots on again tonight.

Amazing we're not 5 goals down at least.

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Jones has been quiet tonight. Blease has done absolutely nothing. I've noticed we've started to use the old Ashton Hams technique of leaning into the opposition tackle and earning bs high free kicks. It's about time. If other teams are doing it, why shouldn't we?

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Trenners, wow, that was just annus horribilus and really summed up were we are at for me, slow, no skill,and completely inept at this level as a team, we do have talent, I think.

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Mark Neeld, wtf are you smoking?

Get a man in the square who isn't a classified midget.

And somebody for the love of God teach our players to kick.

Horrible quarter. Sick to death of this team's inability to play 4 quarters.

Say what you like about the quality of the list, but our coaching staff and conditioning staff have a lot to answer for.

Everyone yelled at me last week that we lost because we were two men down. Port lost one already and have another throwing up on the field. And yet they destroyed us.

Lets see whether their lack of run aids us, but somehow I still think we'll limply turn it over and lose.

This will come to fruition in the last quarter. They should be out on their feet without the rotations. however unless we learn to kick it to a bloke with a Melbourne jumper on we will continue to get smashed even with them standing still

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I wonder what the 'actual ' team instruction is ? :unsure:

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We normally play 1 terrible quater

If that was it and we are 9 points down get on the live betting

Go Dee's

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