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I’m so over hearing about what other clubs do and how wonderful they are in comparison to us. The grass is always greener etc. Thank you for sharing the above in regards to Collingwood’s organising of their event. Our Club is making a big effort to give our supporters an opportunity to engage with players, they’re providing fun for kids and pretty much everything - bar food and drinks - is free. All this at a point where there’s so much going on and so little time. I don’t imagine anyone will leave Casey disappointed. ❤️💙

Chat GPT really should just say "Sorry we can't provide one for you because we weren't there instead we will just make one up and not mention a single player." Training Report: Melbourne Demons at Casey Fields Date: Thursday, 15th February 2024 Location: Casey Fields, Melbourne Attendees: Players: Full Melbourne Demons squad Coaching Staff: Head Coach, Assistant Coaches, Fitness Trainers Support Staff: Physiotherapists, Nutritionists Overview: The Melbourne Demons training session at Casey Fields on Thursday, February 15th, 2024, was a dynamic and intensive session aimed at fine-tuning player skills, fostering teamwork, and enhancing physical fitness in preparation for the upcoming season. Training Session Highlights: Warm-up and Injury Prevention: The session commenced with a thorough warm-up routine led by the fitness trainers. Players engaged in dynamic stretches, mobility drills, and light cardiovascular exercises to prepare their bodies for the demands of the session and reduce the risk of injuries. Skill Development Drills: Various skill-specific drills were conducted to sharpen players' abilities in kicking, handballing, marking, and tackling. Emphasis was placed on precision, decision-making under pressure, and execution at game pace. Coaches provided individualized feedback to players to address areas for improvement. Team Tactics and Strategy: Tactical aspects of the game were extensively covered during the session. Players participated in structured gameplay simulations focusing on offensive and defensive strategies, set plays, and positional awareness. The coaching staff encouraged communication and cohesion among players to enhance teamwork on the field. Physical Conditioning: A significant portion of the session was dedicated to physical conditioning drills aimed at building endurance, speed, and strength. Players underwent high-intensity interval training (HIIT), sprint drills, agility exercises, and strength training circuits tailored to football-specific movements. Match Simulation: The training session concluded with a simulated match scenario where players applied the skills, tactics, and fitness components practiced earlier in a competitive setting. This allowed coaches to assess player performance under match-like conditions and make necessary adjustments. Key Observations and Feedback: Players demonstrated a high level of commitment and intensity throughout the session, showcasing their determination to excel in the upcoming season. Individual players showed notable improvements in specific skill areas, reflecting their dedication to continuous development. Positive teamwork and camaraderie were evident among the squad, with players supporting and encouraging each other on and off the field. Coaching staff provided constructive feedback to players, highlighting areas of strength and areas requiring further refinement. Conclusion: The Melbourne Demons training session at Casey Fields on February 15th, 2024, was a productive and promising session, laying a solid foundation for the team's preparations ahead of the season. The dedication, hard work, and unity displayed by the players and coaching staff bode well for the team's prospects as they strive for success in the upcoming campaign. According to Chat GPT we're TRAINING THE HOUSE DOWN.

This must be the longest we've gone on this thread without someone saying we should move to Fisherman's Bend.

Bit of a shame to see this thread sullied by petty political potshots. edit: The posts I was referring to have now been deleted. Thanks mod/s.

Carlton beat us in the 2023 semi. North beat in the 1998 prelim. Hawthorn beat us in the 1988 GF. But we beat them all when it counted in this monumental 2018 tournament.

Six years ago today, history was made when the Demons took home this glamorous piece of silverware. Three years later, we took the big one out for the men and a year later, for the women. Time for some more …

I haven't read or heard either of those statements, is this on the demonland forum? Or other bogus media? Just genuinely curious. I've heard him referred as a premiership player and I suppose in my eyes that makes him a champion of sorts. He is a reliable key backman who has been moved forward and showed very positive signs in a small sample size. He could, IF he can find some consistency with his fitness be the key forward that could make a huge difference to this side. Far too many 'IF's' for my liking, but definitely no unequivocal statements.

And take your hands out of your pockets. Not only does it look slovenly, but it will damage your pockets. (I'm only repeating what was said to me at around the same age more than half a century ago.)

We’re a cheer squad, not miracle workers.

PRO TIP: They’ll sell more Tigers cupcakes if they are microwaved

Tighten your tie up son

Back when I had nerve damage, I use to get the nerves burned and frozen off. They’d grow back eventually but worked for a while. Just burn the nerves man, burn the nerves.

What he showed (to me), is that he could realistically be a forward who kicks 30-40 goals in a year, which when combined with JVR, Fritsch, and Kossie’s output, we’d have a formidable forward line.

If that's how everything worked no player would do a interview every again, unless they won the flag

AND SHAVE THOSE SIDEBURNS.

Why is everybody so sad lol it’s a nerve issue in the toe, it’s not that serious. He’ll play at the latest round 2. Heard it here first from medical team JJR.

Yet another plug for the DA (soz all, but in the absence of a traditional Family Day this is our big opportunity to raise funds). Anyways, if you think you’ve at some point in your life had the very best cupcake in the world, think again! Our cupcakes are TO. DIE. FOR. Moist yet still light and fluffy. Delicious whipped icing and unique handmade toppers. Eg… Our DA baker extraordinaire has made toppers with 🏆on them and jumper numbers and myriad other Dees-related things. She’s a cupcake virtuoso. So, her and I were spitballing the other day and we came up with this idea… Why not capitalise on the many Tigers fans in attendance, right? (Of course, I advised her to throw away all the utensils and bowls etc. after making them and to burn the clothes she was wearing. 😝) There’ll also be other just as delish baked items for sale. HAVE AT ‘EM!!!

WTF is even going on here? Gil: Ok, AFLX.. how are we going to promote this? intern: First, we need two dudes in women’s bathers from the 1950’s but with the chest area cut out. And then, we get one of the dudes to stand on the head of the other guy and get him to squat down.

Melbourne Rebels look to be going down the gurgler. (AAMI Park occupant.) https://www.news.com.au/sport/rugby/melbourne-rebels-move-closer-to-folding-with-staff-including-the-ceo-sacked/news-story/4643f8ba6b9e7f4506390a08bf498cad Huge debts, no supporters, board collapsing and in administration. They have a team this season, but require a Government bailout ( $20 million in debt, no funds) to keep going next season. Does this give the MFC some capacity to move our administration staff over to AAMI Park if Rebels collapse? I think they should look at it, as any better facilities seem a way off. At least puts everyone associated with running the club under one roof, for the short term. The move may also help with getting Olympic Park developments, if we go down that path. We would lose any association with the MCC/MCG other than game day arrangements. If we move to a home away from MCG, then that would happen anyway. I reckon it is a good opportunity, at the expense of the Rebels, to take over their offices.

For his parents to watch him play in Adelaide I'd assume they'd need to fly (6 hours by car). There is an airstrip at Wundinna but flying would be by private aircraft. I'm not sure a move to Adelaide would make it all that more convenient for his family. BTW Travis Boak is a friend of mine. He misses his mum Chicki terribly given that he lost his dad to cancer when he was 17 yo. Trav is incredibly loyal to Port and has never contemplated moving back to Victoria. Port have been terrific in regards to Chicki - flying her and Trav's sister Sarah to Adelaide at any time. I suspect the MFC has, and will continue to be, supportive of Harrison in regards to catching up with his family. The events of Oct 17 last year were a beat up by Ch9 Adelaide - click bait.

I suspect that is really good news. I hope it's not a serious nerve injury, and SOOOO glad it's not the Lisfranc. And he has shown when thrown into the forward line before that he doesn't need much time to establish "connection".

Harley Reid and George Wardlaw are currently favourites for the 2024 AFL Rising Star but there are a number of others who will make their claims during the season. With all of the talk about Melbourne’s list starting to age, it’s worth noting that the Demons have the equal highest number of players eligible for this year’s award - 13, along with Geelong, GWS Giants and West Coast. The players in question might not yet be considered leading contenders but one never knows:- Bailey Laurie Taj Woewodin Daniel Turner Caleb Windsor Matthew Jefferson Blake Howes Jed Adams Will Verrall Oliver Sestan Koltyn Tholstrup Kynan Brown Kyah Farris-White Andy Moniz-Wakefield Every player eligible for the 2024 Rising Star Award

think they are swans players wearing the 1905 strip

Crazy! Shock horror neither Cornes or King had him in their combined top 10 finish Brownlow locks.. morons

He’ll get it half right then 🙃

Apparently, research says you can change a habit after 45 days (if you do the new action every day), so he better start today 🙂

You have to admit.. the picture is burned into your mind. Especially the guys in stripes !!

Thankyou Andy. ‘AI - scraping the internet to give you the biggest load of horse s___ since 2023.’

And Jake Bowey in front of him.

Future Demons star Jack Billings in da house.

Our Key Position Forward depth is huge.

🤣🤣🤣🤣 our forward line spearheaded by Jack Viney

I asked Chat GPT to write a match preview for our Scratch Match against the Tigers. Hilarity ensued. Match Preview: Melbourne Demons vs. Richmond Tigers Practice Match Date: Sunday, February 18th, 2024 Location: TBD Introduction: As the AFL preseason gains momentum, the Melbourne Demons are gearing up to face the Richmond Tigers in what promises to be an electrifying practice match. Both teams are utilizing this opportunity to fine-tune their strategies, assess player form, and build cohesion ahead of the upcoming season. Melbourne Demons: The Melbourne Demons enter this practice match with high hopes after an impressive showing last season, where they made it to the finals series. Led by their seasoned coach and bolstered by a talented roster, including key players such as Max Gawn, Christian Petracca, and Clayton Oliver, the Demons aim to set the tone for the season ahead. With a mix of experience and youthful exuberance, Melbourne will look to assert their dominance early and lay down a marker against a formidable opponent. Richmond Tigers: On the other side of the field, the Richmond Tigers are no strangers to success, having secured multiple premierships in recent years. Despite facing some challenges last season, including injuries to key personnel, the Tigers remain a force to be reckoned with. Led by their astute coach and with stars like Dustin Martin, Jack Riewoldt, and Tom Lynch in their ranks, Richmond will be eager to demonstrate their championship pedigree even in a preseason encounter. Expect them to bring intensity and resilience as they test their combinations and tactics ahead of the grueling AFL campaign. Key Matchups: Max Gawn vs. Toby Nankervis: The battle in the ruck will be pivotal, with Gawn's height and athleticism matched against Nankervis' physicality and work rate. Christian Petracca vs. Dustin Martin: A clash of two dynamic midfielders known for their explosiveness and ability to influence games single-handedly. Melbourne's Forward Line vs. Richmond's Defense: Can Melbourne's forward line, spearheaded by Jack Viney and Ben Brown, break through Richmond's stout defensive unit? Expectations: This practice match offers both teams an invaluable opportunity to assess their preseason preparations and experiment with different strategies. While the result is secondary to the performance and progress made, both the Melbourne Demons and the Richmond Tigers will be eager to showcase their strengths and identify areas for improvement. Fans can anticipate an enthralling contest filled with skill, intensity, and perhaps a glimpse of what's to come in the AFL season ahead. Conclusion: As the Melbourne Demons square off against the Richmond Tigers in this preseason clash, football enthusiasts can look forward to a captivating display of Australian Rules football. With pride and momentum on the line, both teams will leave no stone unturned in their pursuit of victory. Whether you're a passionate supporter or a neutral observer, this match promises to deliver excitement and anticipation as the AFL season draws nearer.

Bring Bugg back for KB game

Few fresh-faced there! Look at Baker's mop!

My thought was does this apply to Bont? Danger? Does that mean Toby Greene is no good? Super dumb statement by those journos

Well said Tracc. 2 wasted years, he knows it Team Standards must improve across the Board, Tracc must improve his Goal Kicking, he knows it.

Exactly. Boys these days 🤦

As much as I loved to despise Toby Greene over the years for all his infamous antics. I have done the big turnaround. Last season I thought that he did an excellent job as a leader of GWS. Not to mention he is an outstanding player. Geez, I wished they beat Collingwood in the finals. Sooo close

I think that Tracc is the total professional he keeps working on himself to get that little bit extra out of himself and shares what he is doing with our high performance team. He is quite inspirational and I love that he has the confidence to discuss it so openly.!!

First day at school a week or so ago …

Well one thing you can bank on, is that pressure in the next finals campaign will be off the charts with two straight exits in consecutive years hanging over the heads of the club. Great to acknowledge it as that is the first step to addressing it.

Okay, you're a pessimist.

Well said Trac. You can’t move past poor performances until you admit what happened and be brutally honest Gives me hope for the year ahead

Pics and autographs after the match… https://www.melbournefc.com.au/news/1484717/demons-launch-family-series?spMailingID=10602149&spUserID=Mzk4NTIxMDI0NTY0S0&spJobID=1920303153&spReportId=MTkyMDMwMzE1MwS2

Went to put Kayo back on and it’s $35 per month so ended up buying an armchair membership for $250 so works out about $20 per month and I assume will go towards our membership tally, so anyone with Kayo who are paying the $35 cancel it and sign up through the club