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2 minutes ago, Devil In Disguise said:

Disgusting they can stick their membership next season absolute rabble.

Don't let the door hit you on the way out 👋

 

JVR and Jeffo completely useless

Kicking pathetic

We are back to being an embarrassment

Fritsch is the only one that’s made things happen tonight.

 

Viney complaining about Langdon getting the OoB free kick instead of him says it all. Rabble of a team that couldn't hit a target to save their lives.

If I was TMac or Melky tossing up another hard preseason to play with these blokes, I'd be moving straight in to coaching

1 minute ago, Deez21 said:

Genuinely uncoachable.

Every kick a turnover

30+ turnovers

dropped sitters, missed easy kicks, pathetic game style

No change to the game plan

Anyone at this club that finds this acceptable has absolutely NFI

Apparently our kicking and skills coach won a flag…..


We have a clear strategy this week for Max to go forward and to exploit Pittonet defensively and we missed 3 20 metre kicks to Gawn on the lead that quarter.

Same skills coach for 5 years. Changes HAVE to come.

1 minute ago, SadDee said:

What’s your plan when Maxy leaves?

He’s always our X factor. No other answers we have.

I shudder the day he leaves.

Just now, monoccular said:

Tunnelling by Carlton - fee to them, goal.

Bloody hell - one could imagine that umpires have some ulterior motive?

Some talk about punting during the week - how widespread is it?

Extraordinary call, I couldn't believe Salem didn't recieve free and then foe it to go the othrr way. Beggars belief.

 

Teams been playing well for few weeks, probably should have 8-9 wins but problem with this Goodwin coached team we CANNOT WIN THE GAMES WE ARE SUPPOSED TO, every time we are favourites we lose, and this will be a 50 point loss, so sick of it and the constant letdowns by this club.

Just now, Stinger said:

Oliver’s been okay tonight, chin has a decent season, otherwise I’ve got nuttin.

Windsor has looked a bit more like himself.

Unfortunately, so have some of the others ... Tholstrup, Jefferson, Sharp.


Jason Taylor has a clear draft weakness... key forwards. Weideman, JVR, Jefferson all drafted under his watch.

1 minute ago, monoccular said:

Tunnelling by Carlton - fee to them, goal.

Bloody hell - one could imagine that umpires have some ulterior motive?

Some talk about punting during the week - how widespread is it?

Enough to influence results. Between that and HQs love of $$$$ it's a pretty shonky enterprise these days.

1 minute ago, The heart beats true said:

Same skills coach for 5 years. Changes HAVE to come.

Yes, bring in players who can kick.

1 minute ago, Mickey said:

Viney complaining about Langdon getting the OoB free kick instead of him says it all. Rabble of a team that couldn't hit a target to save their lives.

If I was TMac or Melky tossing up another hard preseason to play with these blokes, I'd be moving straight in to coaching

That was quite bizarre. Maybe he was complaining because he was slightly more up the field... not sure but it seemed weird.


chocco needs to pack his bags. we've topped up his super by way too much as it is

Just now, chook fowler said:

Can’t remember seeing a worse player than Jefferson.

Perhaps ur good self when u look in the mirror Hero

Just now, BDA said:

chocco needs to pack his bags. we've topped up his super by way too much as it is

Think i agree, go and get Ken. And a skills coach

@Demonland

Unwatchable

Skills are terrible

Jeffo jury might be giving a ruling … he’s doesn’t have the competitive edge needed

Where’s the effort for Clarry 200 games

Surely we lift in the 2nd half

Surely we are better than that rubbish


Jefferson kind of fits in somewhere between Lucas Cook and Weid.

I am not sure what other team challenges us for the dumbest in the competition.

Apart from Fritsch not much to like from that atrocious half of football.

Simon you have this break to address your players.

The players have the 2nd half of the game to save your career.

Their is absolutely no excuse to be losing to a club that we're in turmoil before this game today.

This is unacceptable totally unacceptable.

Enough is enough.

 
2 minutes ago, Dee Zephyr said:

Fritsch is the only one that’s made things happen tonight.

And credit where credit's due. I watched Fritta go back against the flight of the ball. Gutsy effort.

Just now, chook fowler said:

Can’t remember seeing a worse player than Jefferson.

I have but in the Central Highlands Leagues Ressies. He is a man with no aggression, no skill, no upside. Sub now!


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