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Fritsch good. Goal 👍🏻

Kozzzzy 15 metre out in front. Mark. Left foot snap. wtf. Didn’t make the distance. 🤮saints rebound goal

Saints goal keeler🤮

Saints goal butler free kick 🤮

Saints goal. Clarry miss tackle … keeler goal 🤮

Saints lower eyes Dees kick to pockets

Saints run run Travaglia 🤮

Saints quick run and goal hall

 

Oh dear.

How quickly can we get Callan Ward to Alice Springs to give a speech?

Edited by Little Goffy


I may have jumped too soon by giving Goodwin credit last week

Melbourne best team in the comp at drinking their own bathwater

Can we finally admit Petty is useless (up forward at least). Softest big man in the comp.

 

Yikes. We are getting flogged by the definition of a vanilla footy team.

This might already a game winning lead by them…


Just now, bing181 said:

Suspect that unless there's a rapid improvement it'll be Jeffo or JVR for Petty next week. Not marking is one thing, but getting constantly outworked and pushed off the contest is something else.

I've said it umpteen times - Petty is lost as a forward.

Well F... me.
Looks like I'ma gonna find something else to do.
Been on the bathwater again.


This game absolutely typifies the Melbourne Football Club.

Just now, Coobs said:

I may have jumped too soon by giving Goodwin credit last week

this is on the players. half assed efforts and complacent


1st

Fritsch good. Goal 👍🏻

Kozzzzy 15 metre out in front. Mark. Left foot snap. wtf.💔 Didn’t make the distance. 🤮saints rebound goal

Saints goal keeler🤮

Saints goal butler free kick 🤮

Saints goal. Clarry miss tackle … keeler goal 🤮

Saints lower eyes Dees kick to pockets

Saints run run Travaglia 🤮

Saints quick run and goal to hall🤮

Trac miss 12 metrs out 💔

Melksham goal 👍🏻

Dees 13-Saints 38

Summary stats

Smashed in clearance 6-9

Smashed in Contest 27-37

Keeler destroying May !!

Fritsch good … everyone else is just watching as spectators

Edited by spirit of norm smith
J

Pathetic

 
8 minutes ago, Demon Dynasty said:

Why is AJ spoiling from behind in a forward marking contest with Petty going up in front?

Coz both are NO FRIGGEN GOOD

Nearly a game winning lead to Saints here. What a disappointing effort today.


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