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Posted
1 hour ago, BAMF said:

This comment from bomberblitz will resonate with a few.

Umpires gave us 3 goals when the game was truly over

Disgraceful evening up I have ever seen- umpire no 22 take a bow

I’m shocked, it’s not just us!!

 

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Posted
8 minutes ago, Superunknown said:

I’m shocked, it’s not just us!!

 

I actually think he is getting better as an umpire. Or more consistent in his decisions

Posted
9 hours ago, george_on_the_outer said:

And the best one:

"the mummified corpse of mark jamar would’ve offered more than draper"

Any chance we can borrow that corpse and warm it up for next weekend in Perth?

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This is your typical Essendon supporter. Gone the early crow at qtr time when they were 1 point up. They think they're better than who & what they are. We may not be that good but christ we haven't allowed Dyson Heppell to play 250 games for us!

 

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Posted
17 hours ago, ANG13 said:

Surely there is something about the umpires?

That will be at year's end the most unanswered question of the year.

And it should go to the AFL Commission.

Posted
9 hours ago, Hawk the Demon said:

We lost hit-outs by 16, but won clearance by 12.

My long held belief, it isnt who wins the tap out, it only matters once it hits the ground

Posted
31 minutes ago, Waltham33 said:

My long held belief, it isnt who wins the tap out, it only matters once it hits the ground

What if the midfielder roves it off the tap out?

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Essendon Fans Blaming Umpires on Facebook is always brilliant reading after the Verucas go under. After most wins too. Talk about victim complex.

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Posted
22 minutes ago, Clintosaurus said:

Essendon Fans Blaming Umpires on Facebook is always brilliant reading after the Verucas go under. After most wins too. Talk about victim complex.

Clint, something about pot and kettle……

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Posted
15 hours ago, BAMF said:

This comment from bomberblitz will resonate with a few.

Umpires gave us 3 goals when the game was truly over

Disgraceful evening up I have ever seen- umpire no 22 take a bow

Umpire 22 doesn't even try to hide his distain for us anymore. It's blatantly obvious.

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Posted
14 hours ago, 640MD said:

Funny I thought Draper was one of their best. Better than petty though Harrison and JvR nullified a lot of their essenscums dominence. I see the bummers as like the blue baggers two years ago 

Draper was terrible. He got a few touches around the ground but generally just bombed his kick long (1/2 times to a Demons player). A decent to good ruck would’ve taken the game by the nuts, given he was playing against two non-rucks. 

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Posted
7 hours ago, Stevienic23 said:

This is your typical Essendon supporter. Gone the early crow at qtr time when they were 1 point up. They think they're better than who & what they are. We may not be that good but christ we haven't allowed Dyson Heppell to play 250 games for us!

 

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Bombers fans are the English football fans of the AFL.

They arrogantly expect to win

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Posted
18 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Draper was terrible. 

Probably a lovely person, and I can see how he's a fan favourite, but there are players who are "characters" off the field, and professional on it.. and there players whose "zaniness" translate into on-field stuff that gets an A+ from the "sport is entertainment" crowd but isn't great for people who like seeing their team win. 

Draper spends too much time doing "funny" stuff, and not enough doing the solid stuff everyone expects from all players, but especially ruckman. I reckon Petty and van Rooyen were solid on Saturday, but I also think Goldstein would have given them a bath. 

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8 hours ago, Stevienic23 said:

This is your typical Essendon supporter. Gone the early crow at qtr time when they were 1 point up. They think they're better than who & what they are. We may not be that good but christ we haven't allowed Dyson Heppell to play 250 games for us!

 

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Thanks

 Absolutely comedy gold

Posted
17 hours ago, DubDee said:

7,305 will bring up 20 years

what a time to be alive

Is there a week off before finals again this season? Because the Bombers have a September 4th deadline to avoid the 20-year mark and the week off would start finals on the 6th.

The last time Essendon won a final without Kevin Sheedy coaching; https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1968_in_Australia

Wow, you do not think of Kylie Minogue and Penny Wong, or Hugh Jackman and Scott Morrison, as being the same age.

I could almost be satisfied missing top-4 just to play Essendon in an elimination final and crush their dirty cheating entitled souls.

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There is on YouTube a podcast called Absolutely Essendon, (latest episode from a days ago). Unfortunately I don’t have the skill to put the link up, but easy to find. Very amusing and good to watch. The two presenters certainly don’t hold back. Well worth a look.

Posted
13 hours ago, Stevienic23 said:

This is your typical Essendon supporter. Gone the early crow at qtr time when they were 1 point up. They think they're better than who & what they are. We may not be that good but christ we haven't allowed Dyson Heppell to play 250 games for us!

 

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The opposite of someone on gameday thread who called game over when we were 2 goals behind.

Posted
6 hours ago, DeeSince73 said:

Umpire 22 doesn't even try to hide his distain for us anymore. It's blatantly obvious.

Told a mate who doesn't come on here, watch umpire 22 he'll pay a frees against and you'll think wtf was that for. Thought we'd gotten off okay until the last 10 minutes then bang. Just when you least expect it.

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Posted
13 hours ago, Stevienic23 said:

This is your typical Essendon supporter. Gone the early crow at qtr time when they were 1 point up. They think they're better than who & what they are. We may not be that good but christ we haven't allowed Dyson Heppell to play 250 games for us!

There basically Collingwood supporters with slightly better jobs and cars.

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Posted
13 hours ago, Stevienic23 said:

This is your typical Essendon supporter. Gone the early crow at qtr time when they were 1 point up. They think they're better than who & what they are. We may not be that good but christ we haven't allowed Dyson Heppell to play 250 games for us!

 

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The sad thing is I'm pretty confident there was almost exactly the same post in the DL game day thread. 

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Posted
12 minutes ago, loges said:

Told a mate who doesn't come on here, watch umpire 22 he'll pay a frees against and you'll think wtf was that for. Thought we'd gotten off okay until the last 10 minutes then bang. Just when you least expect it.

It's EXACTLY when I expected it... game was dead... provide entertainment value.

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Posted
9 minutes ago, Engorged Onion said:

It's EXACTLY when I expected it... game was dead... provide entertainment value.

And protect his multi 😉, he was unders

Posted
15 minutes ago, Jibroni said:

There basically Collingwood supporters with slightly better jobs and cars.

Ummm sorry Jibroni, your implying that Cwood supporters actually have some sort gainful employment.

If turning up at centre link by video on a stolen phone counts  then ok, I'll give you that.

 

Posted
31 minutes ago, loges said:

Told a mate who doesn't come on here, watch umpire 22 he'll pay a frees against and you'll think wtf was that for. Thought we'd gotten off okay until the last 10 minutes then bang. Just when you least most expect it.

Fixed that up for you

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