Your Least Favourite AFL Team (Poll)

[Demonstone 23,363]

Which AFL team do you have the least love for?  Which team is it that you simply loathe, detest, abhor, despise and dislike intensely?

Who do you love to beat most of all and celebrate every loss they endure to other teams?

Which team is the spider in your glovebox, the pebble in your shoe, the grinder of your gears?

The poll is anonymous, so vent your spleen here.

I have a feeling I know which mob will get the most votes.  

[Gator 17,976]

Carlton.  Easily.

[Deeoldfart 8,120]

Collingwood, since 1958!

[cookieboc 780]

Geelong. I live here. 

[Tim 3,531]

3 minutes ago, Deeoldfart said:

Collingwood, since 1958 1858!

I know they didn’t exist then, but it’s gotta be a core value of ours!

[DeeZone 10,415]

It was always the Bombers but Collingwont edged them out with their atrocious feral behaviour last year. Also any win against the Cats is so sweet.

[Gunna’s 2,104]

Essendon people are the worst……and given they haven’t done anything for 20 years god help us if they win a final. 
Long may the streak continue: 7140 days and counting. 
 

PS. Geelong fans are like Americans (apologies for any Yankee Dees fans) - they’re okay on their own but a group of them is insufferable. 
 

PPS. The Carlton fans near us were far worse than the Collingwood in our finals…..but both have claims for most hated. 

[loges 6,767]

12 minutes ago, DeeZone said:

It was always the Bombers but Collingwont edged them out with their atrocious feral behaviour last year. Also any win against the Cats is so sweet.

This

[Maldonboy38 6,406]

1. Essendon. The Sheedy era, the 2000 GF, the drugs scandal and Hird's unapologetic hubris. I hope that their streak of not winning a final continues infinitum. I was there the day Whelan ironed out Hird and it is the only time in my life I have applauded a player's suffering. 

2. Carlton. I grew up in the Carlton zone where they won multiple flags and we were perennial bottom 4. Their supporters are by far the most insufferable. 

3. Collingwood. This is deep grained and genetic (I am 4th generation Dees) The Eddie Maguire era solidified it and it moved from legislation to constitution. Irrevocable.

 

Edited March 22, 2024 by Maldonboy38

[BDA 23,019]

Hard question. I hate lots of teams. Pies obviously, Richmond, Hawks, bombers, Carlton.

I have a special dislike for the West Coast Eagles. There's an arrogance and entitlement which really grates with me. Seen it up close during own ill-fated prelim in 2018 and won't forget it. I hope they languish for a long time. 

Edit: forget to mention the cats. I thoroughly hate the Cats.

Edited March 23, 2024 by BDA

[chook fowler 19,694]

F them all

[Bitter but optimistic 22,289]

It's actually very difficult to single out one because I vehemently hate all the other original VFL teams. However, I do reserve a particularly nasty place in my bowels for Collingwood, Carlton and Essendon.

( I don't mind the Swans and the Giants ) 

When a decision must be made though, I just can't go past the particularly appropriately named "filth".

Edited March 23, 2024 by Bitter but optimistic

[Lord Travis 10,793]

Collingwood. This should be the only option in the poll. They're arrogant scum and their supporters have been violent and abusive at games I've attended. 

Western Bulldogs a runner up for me. Had poor experiences at some of their games too.

[Bitter but optimistic 22,289]

12 minutes ago, chook fowler said:

F them all

Fair comment.

[Fromgotowoewodin 1,606]

Actual team/players it fluctuates a bit but if you take fans into account it’s the Pies by a mile. Just terrible humans.

[DeeMee 923]

If ever there was a poll with a predetermined outcome it is this!

For those older than 50 it must be Collingwood.

For those around 30 to 40 it must be (until recent events) Essendon.

Geelong and Carlton are at a minimum perennial dislikes as well.

[Bimbo 943]

Certainly Essendon this century.

Carlton are doing their best to reclaim the crown (particularly through their supporters)

If it was the most loathed player, he would come from a different team and I think be considered for that position by at least 99% of Demonlanders.

I am to my surprise not as anti GWS as I was.  That may relate to the current make up including Toby Bedford and Hogan and not Sheedy, $cully, Phat Phil or Silvagni

 

[SPC 3,573]

Essendon.. brother in law is a bombers fan.. he is the worst loser and winner. Never hear from him when we win, sends message after message if we lose. They are all like that.

[4_Kent_Watts 897]

Despise all Interstate clubs, especially GWS and GC. Hated Footsgray until they gave Us the greatest pleasure of all. Thanks ya dogs. All almost altercations have been against them. Never had an issue with any other rival fans even at Victoria Park or Windy Hill. That being said i don't like either Essendon or the Hawks. Can i be the First to say i don't like the Tassie Devils, they'll be Leeches and suck as well. 

[DubDee 26,330]

Essendon. although the Pies and Cars are knocking hard on the door

considering Essendon have been rubbish for 20 years and I still have such hatred, this proves my hatred is true and pure. 

[whatwhat say what 23,479]

crom, gc17, gw$, and meth coke are franchises, not clubs

bears are still the rotting corpse of ol' fitzroy

oakley was a rotter

[Grumpy 26]

Geelong!

I live here.

And now I see Joel the ducker Selwood every time I tune into a footy show.🤮 🤮

 

[Jaded No More 68,975]

There are no wrong answers… unless you didn’t pick Collingwood or Geelong

[Wrecker46 3,067]

23 minutes ago, DeeMee said:

 

For those older than 50 it must be Collingwood.

 

For those over 5 that went to the semi final and heard those scumbags chanting COLLINGWOOD while Brayshaw was unconcious there is only one answer

[Fritta and Turner 4,676]

So many to choose from....

Carlton for their arrogance;  At least Collingwood has an excuse in that their supporters have the IQ of an gnat.