My 3 word player analysis V Sydney Swans

[joeboy 3,166]

Sorry to say that I won’t be able to provide any analysis this weekend because I’ll be on a flight to Bali .

Yes I know it’s very inconsiderate of me, and obviously it’s music to the ears of many, but now is the opportunity for any budding 3 worder trainees to give it a go and open up a whole new career path.. for a week.

And in the immortal 3  words of Arnie Shwarzenegger… I’ll be back

[beelzebub 23,383]

Enjoy your trip

[DubDee 26,124]

joeboy- showing limited commitment 

[buck_nekkid 6,046]

Joe boy -prioritising the bintangs

[Swooper1987 3,322]

McCartin - very bloody lucky

[picket fence 17,531]

Joeboy's ECHO BEACH

FARAWAY IN TIME!

[homsar 431]

I reckon you should do them now and see how accurate you were 

[Sir Why You Little 37,134]

Not good enough!!!

[Go the Biff 3,442]

Reckon you should appoint a temp @joeboy. Hand over the keys for a week. 

 

As long as it's not me 😁

[binman 43,816]

6 hours ago, beelzebub said:

Enjoy your trip

Go ask Alice.

[demosaw 1,072]

Joeboy - best off field

enjoy!

[Fritta and Turner 4,541]

No Bali Belly

[Satan 2,881]

Lift your game

[Neil Crompton 5,665]

a lot auditioning.

for your replacement

[daisycutter 29,743]

job for uncle

[Dee Zephyr 19,269]

SCG - [censored] footy ground

[picket fence 17,531]

4 hours ago, daisycutter said:

job for uncle

The astute, peregrinations of the post apocalyptic, freedom of speech, crusader of virtue, bonhommie and verbosity would INDEED be a joyful read!!

[sue 9,145]

I'm disappointed, I opened this thread thinking you'd had provided a spoof 3 word player analysis for our amusement.

[John Crow Batty 8,879]

Your disciples are praying your flight is delayed and hoping they might still get your trichotomous fix for the round.

Edited August 23, 2023 by John Crow Batty

[george_on_the_outer 7,708]

12 hours ago, binman said:

Go ask Alice.

Only boomers would understand that....

[Deespicable 2,886]

Jetstar or Virgin?

[joeboy 3,166]

I was able to stream the game from Bali, so I’m here after all 

Gawn - surprisingly didn’t dominate 

Viney - gutsy 4 quarters

Fritsch - walks on water

Petracca - outstanding second half

Oliver - gradually finding touch

Brayshaw - excellent tagging game

Sparrow - in and under

Neal-Bullen - season best game

May - great work ethic

Rivers - versatile and courageous 

McVee - quietly destroys opponents 

Bowie - courage and presence

vanRooyen - did just enough 

Chandler - on shaky ground

Pickett - some minor cameos 

Melksham - excellent until injury

Lever - reliable and committed

Turner - impressive under pressure

Laurie - had little impact

Salem - timing is awry 

Hunter - disposal was problematic

Langdon - impressive second half 

Smith - an almost game

 

Edited August 27, 2023 by joeboy

[inanunda 351]

Turner - please stop fumbling. I will give him the leighway of a hotly contested game to walk into.

Chandler has nothing to worry about. No-one is taking his spot, especially Spargo. 

[leave it to deever 17,518]

Jvr was quiet but always does enough somehow.

[dee-tox 4,835]

Two Rivers. One I assume is McVee who does quietly destroy opponents!