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My 3 word player analysis V Sydney Swans

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Sorry to say that I won’t be able to provide any analysis this weekend because I’ll be on a flight to Bali .

Yes I know it’s very inconsiderate of me, and obviously it’s music to the ears of many, but now is the opportunity for any budding 3 worder trainees to give it a go and open up a whole new career path.. for a week.

And in the immortal 3  words of Arnie Shwarzenegger… I’ll be back

 

Enjoy your trip

joeboy- showing limited commitment 

 

Joeboy's ECHO BEACH

FARAWAY IN TIME!

 
6 hours ago, beelzebub said:

Enjoy your trip

Go ask Alice.



SCG - [censored] footy ground

4 hours ago, daisycutter said:

job for uncle

The astute, peregrinations of the post apocalyptic, freedom of speech, crusader of virtue, bonhommie and verbosity would INDEED be a joyful read!!

I'm disappointed, I opened this thread thinking you'd had provided a spoof 3 word player analysis for our amusement.

Your disciples are praying your flight is delayed and hoping they might still get your trichotomous fix for the round.

Edited by John Crow Batty


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I was able to stream the game from Bali, so I’m here after all 

Gawn - surprisingly didn’t dominate 

Viney - gutsy 4 quarters

Fritsch - walks on water

Petracca - outstanding second half

Oliver - gradually finding touch

Brayshaw - excellent tagging game

Sparrow - in and under

Neal-Bullen - season best game

May - great work ethic

Rivers - versatile and courageous 

McVee - quietly destroys opponents 

Bowie - courage and presence

vanRooyen - did just enough 

Chandler - on shaky ground

Pickett - some minor cameos 

Melksham - excellent until injury

Lever - reliable and committed

Turner - impressive under pressure

Laurie - had little impact

Salem - timing is awry 

Hunter - disposal was problematic

Langdon - impressive second half 

Smith - an almost game

 

Edited by joeboy

Turner - please stop fumbling. I will give him the leighway of a hotly contested game to walk into.

Chandler has nothing to worry about. No-one is taking his spot, especially Spargo. 

 

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