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Jeelong rumoured to be interested in acquiring the services of Smith who has regressed this year at the Dogs - could we get in on the act?

We have the picks, we have the Lachie Hunter, and we have the need for speed

Contracted til '24 

 

No thanks. He can't kick. We have enough of those.

Besides, Geelong get what Geelong want. Wonder if Bailey wants a hobby farm. 

1 minute ago, Jaded No More said:

No thanks. He can't kick. We have enough of those.

Besides, Geelong get what Geelong want. Wonder if Bailey wants a hobby farm

this but not that

and definitely

 
3 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

No thanks. He can't kick. We have enough of those.

Besides, Geelong get what Geelong want. Wonder if Bailey wants a hobby farm. 

more likely a hydroponic unit.


57 minutes ago, adonski said:

Jeelong rumoured to be interested in acquiring the services of Smith who has regressed this year at the Dogs - could we get in on the act?

We have the picks, we have the Lachie Hunter, and we have the need for speed

Contracted til '24 

No from me 

Bailey Smith might leave the Bulldogs for the same reason as Dunkley left and went oop north to the Lions. Wasnt Smith left out of the team recently?   The Bevo factor.   Doesnt matter if he's contracted till 24.

Grundy was contracted with Pies till 27.   Geelong will offer him a lifestyle change if they havent already.

Brace for impact doggies.

 
1 hour ago, Jaded No More said:

No thanks. He can't kick. We have enough of those.

Besides, Geelong get what Geelong want. Wonder if Bailey wants a hobby farm. 

 

1 hour ago, chook fowler said:

more likely a hydroponic unit.

I don’t think coca plants grow out Geelong way…

English to Meth Coke

Grundy to Foot-is-grey in swap for Smith (Footcray pay 50 percent)

Jackson, Flogmantle, to Melbourne ([censored] pays 50 percent)

Edited by Queanbeyan Demon


Ummm... yeahhh..  NAHHH !!!

His marketing value far exceeds his football value, No from me.

Apparently upset because he’s being played out of his preferred position. He’d have no hope in our stringent system 


the most overrated player in the game 

mr flashy. mr super star, mr ice in his veins 

the demons checklist :

character, competitiveness, team first mentality

fails all tests

[censored] no!!

Freed from de dogs

na na na na na na na na na na

1 hour ago, John Demonic said:

I'd only bring him into the team if Hunter and Langdon shear him

Absolutely! I suspect the weight of his mullet is also throwing out his kicking leg.

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23 minutes ago, DubDee said:

the most overrated player in the game 

mr flashy. mr super star, mr ice in his veins 

the demons checklist :

character, competitiveness, team first mentality

fails all tests

[censored] no!!

A bit of a point of difference you reckon


Would take him in an instant as long as we didn't pay the farm.

His marketing value for our club alone would be worth it. And he is a gun at top flight.

Whilst his kicking is left to be desired at times, his gut run and speed is a huge point of difference.

Big moment player and I could see him, Trac and Oliver tearing teams apart.

Would happily have him.

 
4 hours ago, adonski said:

Jeelong rumoured to be interested in acquiring the services of Smith who has regressed this year at the Dogs - could we get in on the act?

We have the picks, we have the Lachie Hunter, and we have the need for speed

Contracted til '24 

Has turned into the ultimate seagull. 
 

He can jog on down to Corio Bay. 

2 minutes ago, Demons11 said:

I can’t believe the negativity on here.  If the price is right then it’s a 100% yes. 

What’s the right price for a player we don’t really have use for? 
We need to concentrate on getting a forward. 


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