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PREGAME: Rd 06 vs Richmond

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1 hour ago, JTR said:

Isn't "flu like symptoms" the way they are describing it these days, presumably to prevent triggering the facebook certified medical experts? 

he could have anything from a 24 hour sniffle to covid

we just don't know

will be a nervous wait

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    2 hours ago, BW511 said:

    Not to raise the alarm but I’ve just come out the other side of the flu, 1 week properly bed ridden and then 2 weeks well below par to follow.

    I’m not old (37) nor am I an elite athlete but I’m fitter than most. This is the sickest I’ve ever been 

    Hope Clarry is ok 

    I’ve had the flu twice over the years it’s horrible. First time I was literally imagining things with a temp in the 40’s. Second time bed ridden for 10 days. 

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    1 hour ago, Cyclops said:

    Should Max not play and Viney is a late withdrawal, who tosses the coin?

    Goodwin:

    James Bond I Dont Care GIF

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    1 hour ago, Cyclops said:

    Should Max not play and Viney is a late withdrawal, who tosses the coin?

    McDonald 

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    alright i may have been triggered. i ain’t no doctor but i work for a company that makes a influenza vaccine. 

    experiencing an influenza infection means you are out of action for two weeks and likely in bed for 5 days. 

    people refer to flu as having a cold or more accurately flu like symptoms. We have not been told Clarry has an influenza infection. he has a cold or a random viral infection. let’s see how he pulls up. he’ll be fine. if he is hydrated and energetic on monday he will play

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    11 hours ago, Orion said:

    A lot of doctors posting in this thread 

    🐰🥕 - what’s up, Doc?

    5 hours ago, layzie said:

    Yeah he'd have to be pretty sick to miss surely. A few days to recover he'll be right!

    Don’t mess with overexertimg and flu.   Can have very very serious consequences. 

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    3 hours ago, Cyclops said:

    Should Max not play and Viney is a late withdrawal, who tosses the coin?

    Is this a trick question? The players never toss the coin.

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    2 hours ago, Roost it far said:

    I’ve had the flu twice over the years it’s horrible. First time I was literally imagining things with a temp in the 40’s. Second time bed ridden for 10 days. 

    I’ve had some bad doses of man flu as well.

    But if Clarry is training as reported (away from the group), it can’t be that bad.

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    12 hours ago, BW511 said:

    Not to raise the alarm but I’ve just come out the other side of the flu, 1 week properly bed ridden and then 2 weeks well below par to follow.

    I’m not old (37) nor am I an elite athlete but I’m fitter than most. This is the sickest I’ve ever been 

    Hope Clarry is ok 

    Had a similar thing, nasty stuff

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    20 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    Right? I TOUCHED YELLOW AND BLACK CREPE PAPER!

    In desperation after a messy poo wiping ones bottom with crepe paper is de rigueur. I once used a tea bag but that's another story.

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    13 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    he could have anything from a 24 hour sniffle to covid

    we just don't know

    will be a nervous wait

    I hope Viney didn't give it to him.

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    1 hour ago, ManDee said:

    In desperation after a messy poo wiping ones bottom with crepe paper is de rigueur. I once used a tea bag but that's another story.

    Some things you can't unsee

    Somethings you can't unread....

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    On 4/20/2023 at 6:43 PM, Demonstone said:

    It's April 2023 and some people still think that the team will line up as announced on Thursday night.  :rolleyes:

    yes, they never do, but Chandler at half back is just plain hilarious.

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    As much as I've always liked seeing a team named in position, they may as well just post the selected squad in alphabetical or jumper number order these days.

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    33 minutes ago, Demonstone said:

    As much as I've always liked seeing a team named in position, they may as well just post the selected squad in alphabetical or jumper number order these days.

    Shortest to tallest.

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    10 hours ago, In Harmes Way said:

    Is this a trick question? The players never toss the coin.

    Between the lines I am asking as to who will captain the Dees on Monday.

    "Tossing the coin" is just an old saying saying meaning who is captain today.

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    1 hour ago, beelzebub said:

    Some things you can't unsee

    Somethings you can't unread....

    And some posts  you shouldn't quote.

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    26 minutes ago, demosaw said:

    Shortest to tallest.

    Spargy Pants at Full Back would be entertaining!

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    1 hour ago, Demonstone said:

    As much as I've always liked seeing a team named in position, they may as well just post the selected squad in alphabetical or jumper number order these days.

    Reverse order please.

    I bet Yeates, Yze and Ziebell were always annoyed at school when the teacher marking the roll started at A and said "You can go when I've called your name".

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    15 hours ago, Cyclops said:

    Should Max not play and Viney is a late withdrawal, who tosses the coin?

    You’d have to say Lever- MFC’s next captain.

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    After the misery of last weekend I’m willing to accept any winning margin, particularly as I’m taking a Tiger nuff nuff supporter with me!

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    6 minutes ago, D4Life said:

    After the misery of last weekend I’m willing to accept any winning margin, particularly as I’m taking a Tiger nuff nuff supporter with me!

    His/her ankle bracelet might trip the security scanner!

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    2 hours ago, Demonstone said:

    As much as I've always liked seeing a team named in position, they may as well just post the selected squad in alphabetical or jumper number order these days.

    Or best to worst?

     

    Do we need to purchase a ticket or can I use the my membership as general admission on the mfc app?

    12 minutes ago, Demonsone said:

    Do we need to purchase a ticket or can I use the my membership as general admission on the mfc app?

    It's a home game so should have GA access on your membership.

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