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Buddy Franklin retires - effective immediately

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Well done , you got me 🤣

I just snorted coffee for nothing 😠

 

i was seriously going to go with clarry has done his knee but i figured i’d get a lifetime ban

and potentially hunted down and brutally murdered

 

Me to.!!! Well done.Deeman.!

30 minutes ago, Deeman said:

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you de man Deeman!

got me


1 minute ago, DubDee said:

i was seriously going to go with clarry has done his knee but i figured i’d get a lifetime ban

and potentially hunted down and brutally murdered

he'd still get 30 touches in a wheelchair

Trump gets indicted!

April Fools.

 

Wait a minute, that actually happened!

Or as The Donald wrote on his tawrdy Twitter knock off, Truth Social, he has been INDICATED

 A day too Early ???

After AA Defender Steven May gets hold of him tomorrow. 

Good one Deeman.!

6 minutes ago, John Demonic said:

he'd still get 30 touches in a wheelchair

You mean like in last years GF?

Should have retired, hoping him being selfish costs then one of Amartey or McDonald. 

2 minutes ago, Bombay Airconditioning said:

You mean like in last years GF?

Should have retired, hoping him being selfish costs then one of Amartey or McDonald. 

Was replying to DubDee about the horrific idea of an April fools post about Clarry doing a knee :laugh:


I had to open the thread,  just in case,  he does not need the money  should play for nothing

I still recall the 2 disgraceful frees he got on May, which turned the final last year and started their comeback.

6 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

I just snorted coffee for nothing 😠

 

7 hours ago, Deeman said:

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Pretty Pretty Pretty Good

Edited by Mincho Mania

6 hours ago, binman said:

Trump gets indicted!

April Fools.

 

Wait a minute, that actually happened!

Or as The Donald wrote on his tawrdy Twitter knock off, Truth Social, he has been INDICATED

His posts on Truth are referred to as 'Bleats'


7 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

I just snorted coffee for nothing 😠

Was it Pablo?

7 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

I just snorted coffee for nothing 😠

In the context of the thread title, maybe coffee is not the subject of the snort?

It's after midday....

a person playing a prank after midday is considered the "April fool" themselves.[18]

you fool.

 
8 hours ago, Deeman said:

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FOOL !😵💫🤯


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