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GAMEDAY: Rd 02 vs Brisbane

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Did Trac butter the hands before tonight? Seems to be handling a completely different ball 

 
7 minutes ago, whatwhat say what said:

i'd forgotten how much bile gets spilled on the match day threads

I mean it's usually bad but this is next level


3 contested makes in 9 quarters of football. That is ugly.

 
Just now, The heart beats true said:

Petracca has been so fumbly tonight

Worst game ive seen from the dynamic duo tonight.  We havent handled the conditions or some prettg standard AFL pressure which is a worry


Tomlinson is not AFL standard.

Would prefer Dan Turner, honestly.

24 degrees at night in Brisbane would make the ball pretty slippery. I think Brisbane are just used to it and we’re not (compounded by the fact that we are objectively not playing well).

1 minute ago, DaveyJones'sLocker said:

Can he just play on from OOB when he hasn’t come over the mark?

Seems they can


Have we won a centre clearance the entire night? The midfield have embarrassed themselves. A second game player has torn us apart 

Anyone seen Petracca fumble this much in game before? Actually has anyone seen our whole team fumble and drop the ball this much before?

Not our night folks. We'll respond against the Swans.

Hope Max ok.

Going to get my head down, go for a good walk early doors and enjoy the rest of the weekend.

Over and out

 


1 minute ago, The heart beats true said:

Petracca, Oliver and Viney will HATE the replay of this game.

The whole team needs to sit down and watch it.

 

I can hear the xxxx being cracked open. Shame, we were in this. If Trac picked that ball up we might have been away for a chance to return to 20. Instead we’re 38 down. 

1 minute ago, layzie said:

Beaten by a better team on the night 

Beaten because we failed to execute the most basic non negotiables of our side. We got destroyed in every area that we generally excel at. Inexcusable. 


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