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38 minutes ago, Demonland said:

 

It may be common knowledge to others, but why is he training with Jack Crisp?

23 minutes ago, Left Foot Snap said:

It may be common knowledge to others, but why is he training with Jack Crisp?

I love that we like to make jokes about things like this. I like it even more that players from different teams can train together.

 
1 hour ago, Left Foot Snap said:

It may be common knowledge to others, but why is he training with Jack Crisp?

I assume they both have the same coach?


1 hour ago, Left Foot Snap said:

It may be common knowledge to others, but why is he training with Jack Crisp?

https://territoryfm.com/archives/podcast/smwyg-jay-washington-a-k-a-black-ivy

The common link. Maybe Darren Burgess knows the PT from his days at Arsenal and recommended him to Tom. Tom worked with him the previous season too. It also makes sense that if he has 2 AFL players in his stable that they train together.

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33 minutes ago, Stiff Arm said:

Really need Tom to get back to match fitness. There's a lot at steak

Stiiffy, corny but quite humorous.

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17 minutes ago, Cyclops said:

Stiiffy, corny but quite humorous.

Steak puns are rarely funny


1 hour ago, Stiff Arm said:

Really need Tom to get back to match fitness. There's a lot at steak

I thought he'd gone vegan

2 hours ago, Stiff Arm said:

Really need Tom to get back to match fitness. There's a lot at steak

But not for BBB#50


I opened this thread hoping to g read a meaty discussion on Tom’s fitness progress and all I get are weak puns. Disappointing. 

4 minutes ago, CHF said:

I opened this thread hoping to g read a meaty discussion on Tom’s fitness progress and all I get are weak puns. Disappointing. 

i take it that was a roast?

Stand by for a special Picket Fence Steakout and report at Collingwwods training. Hopefully I can report on jack being burnt to a crisp! 😜

Y’all need to get searious 

And is that Jaeger O’Meara presenting the news story on 7?

Edited by Dee Zephyr


5 hours ago, demosaw said:

Butchered that one

Fair suck of the sav...

 

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