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Clarry With The Orange Manbun

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So this was his plan all year with the greasy long hair. 🤩

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The man just oozes testosterone and confidence. I suspect he'll keep the man bun and win the Brownlow by roughly 20 votes.

 

Wonder what he is drinking.


1 hour ago, chook fowler said:

Bloody Grundy influence.

My first thought too Chook!!

I'm pretty sure Oliver is a Manchester City fan and is likely influenced by their marquee player Erling Haaland who is sporting the blonde pony tail look. 

 

Like it, suits him I reckon. Is this our first man bun?

16 minutes ago, Dee Zephyr said:

Like it, suits him I reckon. Is this our first man bun?

Didn’t Langers have one?

My god, do you know what this means? He has achieved his final form!!!

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1 minute ago, Chook said:

My god, do you know what this means? He has achieved his final form!!!

Entering his prime years in style!


I do not approve

May will pin him down and shave his head before round one hopefully

12 hours ago, Dee Zephyr said:

 

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11 hours ago, chook fowler said:

Didn’t Langers have one?

Oh yeah possibly cf…I thought it was  a ponytail when he first came over 

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I reckon it suits him. Has a marauding barbarian look to it


16 minutes ago, Dee Zephyr said:

Oh yeah possibly cf…I thought it was  a ponytail when he first came over 

A pony tail is just a bun that lacks ambition 

Did anyone else catch the photo (which now has been removed I believe) of Oliver with a handful of Oli Florents crotch at the races on Instagram?

That was a better look than this hair-do imo. 

15 hours ago, dl4e said:

Wonder what he is drinking.

Morso whats he thinking, but..... who gives a fat rats clacker??,When you are as good as him he can do what he likes😇😛😁

 
1 hour ago, chook fowler said:

A pony tail is just a bun that lacks ambition 

I reckon the reverse is true, but as long as they play well I don't care about their hairstyles etc....


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