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Gawn - had little influenceĀ 

Viney - disappeared after first

Oliver - inspirational and prolificĀ 

Petracca - injured before injury

Jackson - head was elsewhereĀ 

Brown - was absolutely uselessĀ 

Langdon - disappeared after first

Spargo - disappeared after first

Brayshaw - limited by injury

Pickett - a total failureĀ 

May - one fateful mistakeĀ 

Petty - seemingly no mistakes

Fritsch - ten minute game

Hunt - poor under pressureĀ 

Neal-Bullen - tried but failed

Harmes - disposal was poor

Hibberd - needed sick bed

Sparrow - had little involvementĀ 

Salem - seemingly avoided pressureĀ 

Melksham - the bad Melkshy

Rivers - was rarely sighted

Lever - couldn’t get involvedĀ 

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Sparrow was good. May absolutely killed Franklin and you pick on one error?

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9 minutes ago, joeboy said:

Gawn - had little influenceĀ 

Viney - disappeared after first

Oliver - inspirational and prolificĀ 

Petracca - injured before injury

Jackson - head was elsewhereĀ 

Brown - was absolutely uselessĀ 

Langdon - disappeared after first

Spargo - disappeared after first

Brayshaw - limited by injury

Pickett - a total failureĀ 

May - one fateful mistakeĀ 

Petty - seemingly no mistakes

Fritsch - ten minute game

Hunt - poor under pressureĀ 

Neal-Bullen - tried but failed

Harmes - disposal was poor

Hibberd - needed sick bed

Sparrow - had little involvementĀ 

Salem - seemingly avoided pressureĀ 

Melksham - the bad Melkshy

Rivers - was rarely sighted

Lever - couldn’t get involvedĀ 

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And yet they had two more shots than us.!!!

Harsh on Spargo


22 minutes ago, Ollie fan said:

On that assessment, how on earth did we kick 10 goals?

Or not lose by 15. It appears we only had 15 players after quarter time.Ā 

GawnĀ - had little influence and wanted to continue to tap the ball down to his feet where the swans win the clearances!šŸ¤”

Viney -Ā disappeared after first… fumbled too much and lost his feet often šŸ¤”

Oliver - inspirational and prolific… bloody champion… kept us in the match then wore the blood and bandages of a warrior Ā Ā ā­ļøā­ļøā­ļøā­ļøā­ļøā­ļø

Petracca - injured before injuryā€¦šŸš‘ yes injured … but could have kicked four goals and his lack of confidence in goalkicking is very very odd 🤮

Jackson - head was elsewhere … ffs  … he’s a champion then he’s a spud  … no footy intelligence and fumbled šŸ„”šŸ„”šŸ„”

Brown - was absolutely useless … soft tonight šŸ„”šŸ„”šŸ„”šŸ„”

Langdon - disappeared after first… great start then went wider and wider ā­ļø

Spargo - disappeared after first… pushed aside easily … kicked one great pass and three absolute dogs šŸ’©

Brayshaw - limited by injury… love him but tonight was poor šŸ’©

Pickett - a total failure … omg lost total awareness and was chasing tails šŸ„”šŸ„”

May - one fateful mistake BUT overall was a champion Ā We would have been destroyed without him ā­ļøā­ļøā­ļøā­ļøā­ļø

Petty - seemingly no mistakes… bloody champion and gave 100%! ā­ļøā­ļøā­ļøā­ļø

Fritsch - ten minute game … was dangerous but his one miss was very poor from 25 metres out ā­ļøā­ļø

Hunt - poor under pressure … but at least tackles and ran and did a lot very well Ā šŸ‘šŸ»

Neal-Bullen - tried but failed… EMBARRASSING AND JUST AWFUL … new captain fumbles šŸ„”šŸ„”šŸ„”šŸ„”šŸ„”šŸ„”6-star spud tonight award winnerĀ 

Harmes - disposal was poor and tried and failed and fumbled and looked confused šŸ’©

Hibberd - needed sick bed.. bloody gave 100% and won his battles ā­ļøā­ļøā­ļø

Sparrow - had little involvement … another NEARLY NIGHT … one good goal … he fumbles were costly šŸ„”

Salem - seemingly avoided pressure and looked unfit on occasion Ā strange to think he was nearly BOG in ā€œ21 GF … now could be dropped … terrible left foot helicopter kicks šŸ’©

Melksham - the bad Melkshy… from gold to dog-shizzen …. 3 costly missed shots when usually reliable Ā šŸ„”šŸ„”šŸ„”šŸ„”šŸ„”

Rivers - was rarely sighted- tried but failed but tried 🧐

Lever - couldn’t get involved-did his best šŸ‘šŸ»

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I haven't seen a replay yet, just got home, but at the game live, it appeared buddy ran at May from a distance and May just put him on his [censored] with a solid bump. The umpire gives a free kick because buddy collapsed and we never really got that momentum back for a period longer than a few minutes after that.

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Gawn endlessĀ  bad decisionsĀ 

May carried the team

Petty is a champĀ 

Kossie is not Flash ..is not EddieĀ  Ā is not LJĀ  ,

Melk 2 vital missesĀ 

TracĀ  Dusty 80 %

Jackson left for home.

BBB 200cm 100kgs ragdollĀ 

Salem ok I guess

Sydney organised and committed

MFCĀ  can't stand pressureĀ 

Viney standard setting fumbles

Ollie can't fault him

Harmes round one 2023

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1 hour ago, Left Foot Snap said:

Harsh on Spargo

Not harsh at all if we persist in playing a guy that gets 13 possesions and one lucky goal then good luck!


15 minutes ago, picket fence said:

Not harsh at all if we persist in playing a guy that gets 13 possesions and one lucky goal then good luck!

Spargo would have had 14 possies and 2 goals, if ANB could pass a footy 20 metres half accurately.

ANB and Melk tonight made Spargo look like Bobby Skilton.

Edited by Redleg

3 hours ago, joeboy said:

Gawn - had little influenceĀ 

Viney - disappeared after first

Oliver - inspirational and prolificĀ 

Petracca - injured before injury

Jackson - head was elsewhereĀ 

Brown - was absolutely uselessĀ 

Langdon - disappeared after first

Spargo - disappeared after first

Brayshaw - limited by injury

Pickett - a total failureĀ 

May - one fateful mistakeĀ 

Petty - seemingly no mistakes

Fritsch - ten minute game

Hunt - poor under pressureĀ 

Neal-Bullen - tried but failed

Harmes - disposal was poor

Hibberd - needed sick bed

Sparrow - had little involvementĀ 

Salem - seemingly avoided pressureĀ 

Melksham - the bad Melkshy

Rivers - was rarely sighted

Lever - couldn’t get involvedĀ 

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Rough on May it should read Franklin's his [censored]

1 hour ago, picket fence said:

Not harsh at all if we persist in playing a guy that gets 13 possesions and one lucky goal then good luck!

Has Spargo ran over your cat? You have had him in the gun for a while. A lot poorer than him tonight.

My 2 word analysis

Oliver - sore backĀ 

Had to carry the rest of them

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May, Petty and Clarry can hold their head high. Everyone else was ordinary or worse


7 hours ago, WERRIDEE said:

Has Spargo ran over your cat? You have had him in the gun for a while. A lot poorer than him tonight.

Agree a lot were very very poor last night, but other than his good first quarter, he has been very poor for the last 4 games! OK answer me this, who would he get a game with if not with us? He might use the ball well, but is slow, doesnt get it enough, nor hit the scoreboard enough. Sorry but he was a lucky premiership player last year, but as an AFL standard forward just doesn't cut it for me. Just my opinion of course!

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11 hours ago, joeboy said:

May - one fateful mistakeĀ 

Franklin- Tarnished His Reputation

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10 hours ago, Melbournepotter said:

I haven't seen a replay yet, just got home, but at the game live, it appeared buddy ran at May from a distance and May just put him on his [censored] with a solid bump. The umpire gives a free kick because buddy collapsed and we never really got that momentum back for a period longer than a few minutes after that.

If thats a solid bump. The game is dead.

11 hours ago, Jjrogan said:

Or not lose by 15. It appears we only had 15 players after quarter time.Ā 

It appeared that way at times.Ā 


9 hours ago, Redleg said:

Spargo would have had 14 possies and 2 goals, if ANB could pass a footy 20 metres half accurately.

ANB and Melk tonight made Spargo look like Bobby Skilton.

Spot on Mr.Leg. what about our second champion ruckman. Living off a quarter in a game nearly 12 months ago.Ā 

11 hours ago, mauriesy said:

Sparrow was good. May absolutely killed Franklin and you pick on one error?

And it wasn’t even a f$&@ing error!!

Did nobody here see the footage of Buddy taking a dive after receiving the lightest of elbows to his back?

Even the commentators said there was nothing in it.Ā 

I feel like I’m going insane reading so many comments about how May ā€œmade a mistakeā€.Ā 

He played a blinder, and as far as I’m concerned made ZERO mistakes.Ā 

11 hours ago, joeboy said:

Gawn - had little influenceĀ 

Viney - disappeared after first

Oliver - inspirational and prolificĀ 

Petracca - injured before injury

Jackson - head was elsewhereĀ 

Brown - was absolutely uselessĀ 

Langdon - disappeared after first

Spargo - disappeared after first

Brayshaw - limited by injury

Pickett - a total failureĀ 

May - one fateful mistakeĀ 

Petty - seemingly no mistakes

Fritsch - ten minute game

Hunt - poor under pressureĀ 

Neal-Bullen - tried but failed

Harmes - disposal was poor

Hibberd - needed sick bed

Sparrow - had little involvementĀ 

Salem - seemingly avoided pressureĀ 

Melksham - the bad Melkshy

Rivers - was rarely sighted

Lever - couldn’t get involvedĀ 

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The real melksham.

Foolish once.

Fool us twice.

But now your out and I wouldn't give another year.

Got a few touches late in the game and couldn't kick straight fro 20 odd m out.

Limited fwd pressure ie tackles.

No goals....one tackle.

And Bbb ...one goal....zero tackles.

Kozzie....no Gail's one tackle.

No forward pressure from these blokes at all.

Just lazy. Sad with so much to gain.

Dogga played like Franklin....already checked out.

Thanks Oliver and May for caring.

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9 hours ago, picket fence said:

Not harsh at all if we persist in playing a guy that gets 13 possesions and one lucky goal then good luck!

At least when Charlie gets the ball he can deliver to a teammate - if you haven’t noticed one of greatest flaws when we play poorly is an inability to connect with our forwards - Spargo is one of the few that can do this well consistentlyĀ 

He isn’t perfect and I would love to see more penetration in his kicking but he will continue to play until we find others that are better at finding teammates in F50Ā 

Team seemed lethargic (Gastro?)

Trac plying hurt.

BBB- Create some space.

Kozzie- Where was he?

Team - find a target.

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