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Late to the party. How bad's the shoulder injury please?

 
8 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

Playing himself to a potentially new contract for next year.

Hopefully without it his mate Melksham.  If we need to keep playing hiM we are shot.  Laurie could not have done less. 

4 minutes ago, david_neitz_is_my_dad said:

How many more years on Ben Browns contract? 

Fair dinkum do we need to bite the bullet and bring in JVR?  Brown is absolutely awful, poor guy. 

Edited by monoccular

 

Melksham doesn't ever expect to get the ball even he's right next to it. Any reason he was named instead of Dunstan. I thought that's why he was signed to the club to fill in for mids who weren't playing. Ffs


Commentstors now calling Fritter selfish. "BBQ Fritsch" they're calling him

Edited by Stiff Arm

2nd 

️Kozzy goals and dancing shoes 

👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻Viney Hibberd Langdon Sparrow 

🤮donkeys. (Two certain goals fumbled) Frisch and the milkshake twice 

🤮Trac missed twice and Fritsch 

?? Jackson - so much “potential” 

 

This team last year was selfless.  Fritsch  is important but so is the team ethos.  Give him a weeks spell as an example.

2 minutes ago, wizardinoz said:

Weid or JVR would have been a better selection than Bedford.

Or Chandler or Laurie  2 disposals 1 tackle we are a man down


Bedford 2 disposals 

Melksham 3 disposals.

Someone please explain two things;

1. Why was Bedford not dropped? Another week of absolutely zero influence.

2. What the [censored] is Melkshams role? Dead set absolute witches cone out there with the constant fumbles. Maybe @bing181 can explain? You're big advocate for his selection. 

3 minutes ago, BDA said:

Ben Brown has taken 4-5 contested marks. I can't remember if he has been outmarked. The one time he gets separation we kick the ball a mile over his head. We have a lot bigger problems today than Ben Brown

Hooray!!! Somebody talking sense about BBB’s game. Thank you. 

5 minutes ago, SPC said:

Melksham has been an inspired inclusion! When do we sub Bedford in?

Bedfords playing had less touches than Melksham. Kozzies been brilliant keeping us in it. 

Loading first quarter?

no loading 2nd Q?


Where so far off our best footy it’s not funny just need to hope we get over the line somehow. It really is hard to believe where reigning premiers and second on the ladder at the moment. 

Fritta i would drop you if Tmac wasn't injured burnt another player in the goalsquare.

He is doing some selfish things of late.

Leaders need to step up

Maxy having one of his frustrating games. Trac patchy. Viney not bad but has butchered 2 kicks under no pressure. Fritsch frustrating. May all over the shop

Bad and all as we are Port are worse. We got to win this game because our run in doesn't get any easier


Bedford is a ghost out there, unseen.

Melksham is the worst selection choice of the year for all clubs across the globe.

 

1 minute ago, dazzledavey36 said:

Bedford 2 disposals 

Melksham 3 disposals.

Someone please explain two things;

1. Why was Bedford not dropped? Another week of absolutely zero influence.

2. What the [censored] is Melkshams role? Dead set absolute witches cone out there with the constant fumbles. Maybe @bing181 can explain? You're big advocate for his selection. 

Love it.  Everyone of the 65000 members can see it!! Goodwin??? They both need a fuc@)$$(t rocket.  

1 minute ago, Stiff Arm said:

Where would we be without Viney today? He's a force of nature!

In the form of his life a clear 2nd in the bluey truscott fo sure.

 
9 minutes ago, Clint Bizkit said:

I can see why Melksham was brought in for Oliver.

The like for like is uncanny. 
 

Although to be fair he’s done an Ok job on Aliir

5 minutes ago, rolling fog said:

‘The Fritsch barbecue’ - its not often I agree with David King 

Nah.  King has been reading Demonland.


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