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NOT Taylor Walker

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Anyone watching Tex today is gonna have to think twice about not wanting him at the dees. He’s destroying us… with some help from the umps. 

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    3 minutes ago, Wells 11 said:

    Anyone watching Tex today is gonna have to think twice about not wanting him at the dees. He’s destroying us… with some help from the umps. 

    Ben Brown used to do the same. Hasn’t gotten a free kick since he’s been at Melbourne. 
    At least he isn’t a [censored] human. 

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    Walker can shove his walking stick .................................................................

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    45 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

     

    I literally can’t stand him. Rationally he might be great for us. Irrationally I want to throw up at the thought of this man lining up in red and blue. 

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    Our core business is winning at footy, with that in mind we have a need to get into bed with the Texan.

     

     

     

     

     

     

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    28 minutes ago, bluey said:

     

    Our core business is winning at footy, with that in mind we have a need to get into bed with the Texan.

     

     

     

     

     

     

    I disagree, from a business perspective our goal is to build our supporter base and thus our market share.

    I can't see Tex bringing any supporters with him.

     

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    4 minutes ago, illbarto said:

    I disagree, from a business perspective our goal is to build our supporter base and thus our market share.

    I can't see Tex bringing any supporters with him.

     

    Bluey you are correct completely.  I'll barto is wrong. Let's get in board or into bed whichever is more fruitful with the Texan  and love him as one of our Demon youngsters if he improves our team. 

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    On 7/1/2022 at 4:06 PM, Ethan Tremblay said:

    Can confirm his Gran has put an offer in on a house in Cranbourne East. Make of this what you will. 

    She wants to watch him train once a week at Casey Fields, and maybe play there also !!! 

    Get her a bus to the G if Tex Makes  it at the Dees Plus a cheeseboard and the premiership Shiraz or the Demon Gin. 

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    Geez, they still love him over there. Could be a culture killer for us though. If we did pick him up I'd live with it if I knew we could afford to drop him after the preliminary final so he couldn't win a premiership medal. 

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    Fail to see why he'd be a culture killer. The Hawks recruited a 20kg overweight Stewie Dew, and he was largely responsible for winning them a flag.

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    If it was anybody else playing this way, we would be begging to get him.

    His football is very good, everything else leaves a bit to be desired - although I think he would be a long way from the only one acting in the way he is, just unfortunately all happened very publicly for him (Lever, indigenous boys etc)

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    7 minutes ago, mo64 said:

    Fail to see why he'd be a culture killer. The Hawks recruited a 20kg overweight Stewie Dew, and he was largely responsible for winning them a flag.

    How are they comparable?

     

    I see the allure of a Walker. But the intangibles really worry me within what this team has built. Do we ask the leaders to manage another DH? Honestly, ask me again in 3 months after watching this forward line…

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    I can’t stand the guy but the groundsmen at Casey would love him because they wouldn’t have to water the turf as often with the amount of phlegm and saliva he expels.🙄

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    4 minutes ago, rpfc said:

    How are they comparable?

     

    I see the allure of a Walker. But the intangibles really worry me within what this team has built. Do we ask the leaders to manage another DH? Honestly, ask me again in 3 months after watching this forward line…

    Stewie Dew clearly didn't worry about his diet like a professional sportsman should.

    Whilst you may not forgive Tex for his prior indiscretions, maybe the Melbourne players don't see themselves as perfect, and are more forgiving.

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    5 minutes ago, mo64 said:

    Stewie Dew clearly didn't worry about his diet like a professional sportsman should.

    Whilst you may not forgive Tex for his prior indiscretions, maybe the Melbourne players don't see themselves as perfect, and are more forgiving.

    Would be very easy to get Walker into the Club. Just need to word the Contract very carefully. 
    Any indiscretions and the deal is null and void. 
    Ben Cousins lasted 2 years at Richmond, Walker isn’t at that level

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    Tex is a highly skilful player, I love watching him play regardless what most think of him outside footy. He’s played some great footy over the last couple of years. I’d gladly take him.

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    Tex and Lever get along well from memory?

    How times have changed 

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    Would be worth getting him just to watch Crows fans heads explode

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    3 hours ago, Jaded No More said:

    I literally can’t stand him. Rationally he might be great for us. Irrationally I want to throw up at the thought of this man lining up in red and blue. 

    I fully endorse this level of irrational crazy 

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    19 minutes ago, Whispering_Jack said:

    Perhaps we could ask Jake Lever if he could give Tex a reference?

    They were having a long friendly chat after the game on Saturday...

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