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15 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Not including hyphenated surnames, the only past or current player with more syllables in his surname that I can think of is Robert DiPierDomenico.

That-dirty-rotten-little-stager-Weightman has ELEVEN.

 

Bulldogs have no ticker, so if the Roos can keep the heat on and prevent the Dogs from having it all on their terms, they could well have a shot - probably too far back though after that joke of a 1st quarter.

 

Kangas with 4 in a row. Doggies players looking confused and frustrated with the free kick count going against them. Unusual territory for them.

Edit - 5 in a row

Edited by Nascent

It's like the umpires feel they have to pay a free in every marking contest.

Go Kangas!

 

Doggies have no soul, front runners all day 

Kangas showing real grit 

North showing up one of the Dogs weaknesses - defensive running. As soon as the Roos get gut run running forward from contested ball, 2-3- Dogs players plod on behind with little real effort. The dogs talent is way over and above the Roos, but the effort of the young Roos boys is great to watch. It is going to take some time but I love what Noble is doing - taking the hard hits and losses but basing a team on defensive contested play. 


AFL have offered the Royal Children Hospital $100 for every Free paid today. Umps doing their bit.

Edited by Mr Steve

I reckon no matter how far the dogs get in front, no team will think they're out of it as long as they can arrest momentum and make the dogs run the other way.

Horne - Francis looks very good. I know people will slag them off, but North is tracking in the right direction imo


32 minutes ago, Winners at last said:

"honourable loss' coming up

Actually .... I withdraw prediction about "honourable loss". Looks like carnage.

North Melbourne's sub looks 12 years old. He's still taller than Caleb Daniel though. 

This Good Friday ‘blockbuster’ is taking the theme of penance too literally. I don’t know what we all did wrong, but it was obviously really, really bad.

Id rather watch Hawkins remove his mouthguard after being awarded a free kick in front of goal.

Well nearly


You guys are watching this rubbish?? 

i spent the arvo weeding and I reckon it would have been more enjoyable 

1 hour ago, Return to Glory said:

They've conjured up a game that's less interesting than the Good Friday appeal.

But …. it is “traditional” …. after what, 4 years 🤦‍♂️

1 hour ago, Chook said:

It's a strange recipe of pity mixed with ambivalence, with a sprinkle of "why don't they just give up and fold"?

Maybe they will head off to Tassie and save us all the absurdity and inequity  of a bye every week. 

 
37 minutes ago, Winners at last said:

Unwatchable.

I think I might watch an old Carry On movie ... Either that or watch paint dry.

It's on such days that it is best to relive the glory of the GF replay ... from the 13 minute mark of the third quarter of course preferably with Dennis Commetti's commentary


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