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Pre-Grand Final Match Simulation

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2 minutes ago, Superunknown said:

If anyone is looking for distraction , I’ve a [censored] load of bindii to hand pull from 500sqm of lawn 

Irwin?

15 minutes ago, Jaded said:

I think we can officially say that the next 7 days are going to push us all over the edge. This time next week I will undoubtably be having a complete full blown breakdown regardless of the results. 
 

Stressed Schitts Creek GIF by CBC

Have you already called in sick for the next 2 weeks Jaded.... next week for the panic attacks and emergency department visits for the heart attacks

The following week for the party at home (or the major depression episode obviously dependent on results)

 
15 minutes ago, Sideshow Bob said:

Have you already called in sick for the next 2 weeks Jaded.... next week for the panic attacks and emergency department visits for the heart attacks

The following week for the party at home (or the major depression episode obviously dependent on results)

 
160, 60, 60, 60, 4 hours to goooo*
 

Edited by John Demonic


Delighted no issue with Spargo.

Reading through this thread has not been good for the MFCSS.

1 hour ago, Jaded said:

I think we can officially say that the next 7 days are going to push us all over the edge. This time next week I will undoubtably be having a complete full blown breakdown regardless of the results. 
 

Stressed Schitts Creek GIF by CBC

I’m just so excited to see us play in a Geand Final.

I was way more nervous last week.

 

Long live the SparGOAT
Tongue Goat GIF

Edited by adonski


1 hour ago, John Demonic said:
 
160, 60, 60, 60, 4 hours to goooo*
 

I'm always happy that no matter my emotion, there's a 2:25 minutes or less Ramones song that perfectly encapsulates the feeling.

Spargo would have been covered by Melksham.  Glad his ok.  There’s actually 17 other blokes that would have caused me heart attacks. 

https://www.theage.com.au/sport/afl/the-calm-before-the-storm-dees-ramp-up-preparations-20210918-p58st8.html

 

He was helped off the ground by trainers. It remains unclear how severe his injury is and if there was structural damage that could potentially rule him out of the season decider in seven days’ time.

If Spargo was unable to play next Saturday, it could open up the door for speedster Jayden Hunt to be recalled and play as a forward.

Alternatively, recent injury substitute James Jordon could be used as a half-forward and Hunt the sub.


Looks in the clip like Bedford (?) spinning Spargo around in a tackle. Steven May motioning in the near background, looks to me like May's gesturing to settle down with the length of the tackle. Spargo spun around 720deg, brought to ground in the process.

Cal and Barrett both reported that Melbourne said they think he will train in the next session.

18 minutes ago, Demonland said:

 

Amazing. A Melbourne role-player is headline news as part of a nothing injury story in grand final week. This is living folks.


1 hour ago, Chook said:

Amazing. A Melbourne role-player is headline news as part of a nothing injury story in grand final week. This is living folks.

They missed a trick though. 

Small forward lock is tackled by another small forward - one who can't get into the team. But might. 

If a spot for a small forward suddenly became available.

Coincidence?

You be the judge.

4 minutes ago, binman said:

They missed a trick though. 

Small forward lock is tackled by another small forward - one who can't get into the team. But might. 

If a spot for a small forward suddenly became available.

Coincidence?

You be the judge.

If Melksham, Hunt, and Chandler go down in similar fashion in the next couple of training sessions then I would say you’re onto something.

2 hours ago, Chook said:

Amazing. A Melbourne role-player is headline news as part of a nothing injury story in grand final week. This is living folks.

Scoff all you want but he's an important role-player and one I want fit and playing.
Certainly didn't look ideal.

Edited by Fork 'em

 
5 hours ago, binman said:

They missed a trick though. 

Small forward lock is tackled by another small forward - one who can't get into the team. But might. 

If a spot for a small forward suddenly became available.

Coincidence?

You be the judge.

House mates too..

Injury scare a great set-up to sub Spargo off for a fresh player in the last quarter if required.


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