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POSTGAME: PF vs Geelong

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FMD what a game (was going to type 'match' but it wasn't)...

Amazing!😄

 

CARNA DEMONS LETS [censored] GO!!!!

WOOOHOOHOOOOOO!!!!!

WE STUCK IT RIGHT UP EM!! THAT'S WHAT WE DID! STUCK IT RIGHT UP EM!!

♥️💙

As Mark Neeld said, "didn't see that coming" (though I thought we would win by maybe 4-5 goals

Great to see the players who missed out gathering around the team.  Nathan Jones looked so proud; Thommo looked happy but sad.

 

I'm actually speechless. Only the second Melbourne Grand Final in my lifetime.


Just now, daisycutter said:

well that certainly makes sitting on the kahzee all day well worth it

yes    great no pressure for once in last quarter just  enjoyed it  amazing      will not be that easy next game  but great seeing players rested along the way just hope may can get up in 2 weeeks

Just now, Graeme Yeats' Mullet said:

Nat Fyfe should [censored] off

Yep and the absolute worst hair, hands down.

 

Seriously….Oliver sledging an opponent with 3 mins to go in the third quarter by pointing to the scoreboard. Has anyone gone that early before? Made me laugh. 

Absolutely loved Viney’s first half, he was immense. When the game was there to be won he was huge. Out of many highlights that’s my pick. 
 

Well done Demon supporters that got there tonight. You were awesome!

I was confident but not THAT confident!

That was as stress free as the last preliminary final…just the opposite.

One more Demons…one more!


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1 minute ago, SaberFang said:

I'm actually speechless. Only the second Melbourne Grand Final in my lifetime.

yeah me too  both of those were over at quarter time  not this time  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


6 minutes ago, titan_uranus said:

Unreal.

It's just incredible that this is us doing this.

The plaudits will rightfully come for Gawn (Naitanui can go [censored] a [censored], tonight put to bed any "debate" about who is the competition's best ruckman), Viney, Petracca and Oliver, but this was a 22-player effort.

Langdon's run on the wing was far too much for their wingers. Brown's contested marking was critical, particularly early when the nerves were high (and another quiet two goals). Brayshaw looked composed. Spargo was a threat all night. May went down but Petty stood up. Hibberd played his role.

That third quarter. That rush of goals. Gawn playing like Dustin Martin.

It was just, well, perfect.

And never mind that our opponent happened to be the most arrogant, smug pack of [censored]s. That just tops it all off.

What He/She said!

On that form we are unbeatable in two weeks. It’s akin to a horse winning by 20 lengths in a Group 1 race. Unbackable next start.

1 minute ago, whitito said:

I was confident but not THAT confident!

That was as stress free as the last preliminary final…just the opposite.

One more Demons…one more!

please god

 

will those who swoon over Baby Bombers have a look at these stats?

 

Average Attributes
  Melbourne Attribute Geelong  
187.1cm Height 189.3cm
85.7kg Weight 89.3kg
24yr 10mth Age 28yr 3mth
97.8 Games 161.0
 
 
Total Players By Games
  Melbourne Games Geelong  
7 Less than 50 3
2 50 to 99 4
10 100 to 149 3
4 150 or more 13
 

Not sure if you could hear on the telecast but there was a Maxxxxyy chant in the last qtr Hahah

Amazing night. 

23 minutes ago, Gorgoroth said:

A toast to those not with us

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The Red & the Blue 

 

My eyes are full of tears. Tears of joy. We have one hand on the cup 

2 minutes ago, Dee Zephyr said:

Seriously….Oliver sledging an opponent with 3 mins to go in the third quarter by pointing to the scoreboard. Has anyone gone that early before? Made me laugh. 

Absolutely loved Viney’s first half, he was immense. When the game was there to be won he was huge. Out of many highlights that’s my pick. 
 

Well done Demon supporters that got there tonight. You were awesome!

Atkins is a smug [censored], loved seeing Oliver get to him.

Also loved us getting stuck into Selwood after he gave away 50, and Viney getting in Henry's face after he was outmarked by TMac (I think?).

That sort of bullying is what we've copped from Geelong for years. It's arrogant, but it's symbolic to see us give it back to them.


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