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3 minutes ago, pineapple dee said:

Barometer'

Heโ€™s the player no genuine โ€˜teamโ€™ wants, a self-obsessed twirp with talents way below his own estimation. And yet they keep picking him. Heโ€™s the guy you ditch to improve culture.ย 

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1 minute ago, The heart beats true said:

The 2 things I took out of that game:

1. We are a great team.

2. Iโ€™m convinced Rhys Mathieson is Dr D

Ha ha ha ha point 2 is gold!

5 minutes ago, pineapple dee said:

Little impact from the 'Barometer' tonight. Unless of course you count cheap hits on actual good AFL players.

He's weak as water and a one trick pony who's no good at the trick

As far as Jackson's tooth is concerned, he should replace it with a gold one !!!

The barometer?

Don't you know? He's... the... BEAST!!!

(Talentless [censored])

ย 
7 minutes ago, Bring-Back-Powell said:

At this stage the grand final is at the MCG.

(why they havenโ€™t yet concededย it is just insulting to the public)

Andrews. just cannot bear to be out of the limelight and keep the adoring public waiting. ย McGowan of course is of the same ilk.

Could end up being overseas - in Tasmania?


Fritsch 51 goals 21 behinds

A Star.

Clutch goals tonight

Felt a little sad for Elder statesmen, Jones, Melky andย Hibbo .

But thatโ€™s the story of having a fantastic team, always some hard luck stories.

Clayton Oliver and Christian Petracca are the greatest midfielders ofย the modern era forย the MFC

Gawn the best captain since Barrassi

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16 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Ben Brown BELTING out the Song

Love it

Innit amazing for Ben Brown

ย 

The kangaroos didnโ€™t want him because he couldnโ€™t turn could only run straight and couldnโ€™t jump

We took him on and sure enoughย his knees werenโ€™tย right and he had needed

(no pun intended)ย surgery and wow

He could have stayed where he was and played with the team that finished bottom of the ladder - instead he now could possibly be playing in a winning Grand Final side.

It appears that occasionally a change in ย career direction is worth consideringย 

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Pretty sure there was a passage of play where Rivers effected a crucial smother then followed up on the opposite wing to set up an attacking foray that resulted in a Frisch goal. Pure class.ย 


Am I late to this, is f-l-o-g censored? Why?

What else am I going to call Mathison?!

As great as Nibbler was tonight., and I'm not aย fan of him but am of his he work rate, his decision making worries me. Regardless, kudos to him. Well done nibbler.

Just now, Deetective Sgt. Taggert said:

Pretty sure there was a passage of play where Rivers effected a crucial smother then followed up on the opposite wing to set up an attacking foray that resulted in a Frisch goal. Pure class.ย 

Rivers was immense tonight as were Brayshaw, Sparrow and ANB some of our "lesser lights" - fantastic

28 minutes ago, RalphiusMaximus said:

I love how we just lock down on games. It starts out tight and we just grind them down and take the game away.ย 

That's what good sides do..

โค๐Ÿ’™

2 minutes ago, DubDee said:

Fritsch 51 goals 21 behinds

A Star.

Clutch goals tonight

Better than Hogan could do.


Jacqui Felgate mustโ€™ve done something terrible to wardrobe lady.ย 

10 minutes ago, pineapple dee said:

Little impact from the 'Barometer' tonight. Unless of course you count cheap hits on actual good AFL players.

He's weak as water and a one trick pony who's no good at the trick

As far as Jackson's tooth is concerned, he should replace it with a gold one !!!

He should be cited by the MRO for that front on contact on Gawn. Not looking at the ball, just turns his body and bumps a player trying to take a mark with no regard at all for the contest.

He is a dead set fl*g.

Wanted to post a GIF of some smug bloke smoking a cigar while holding a glass of Cognac...

I guess you all get what point i was trying to make.

GO DEES!!!

Edited by ding

3 minutes ago, Deetective Sgt. Taggert said:

Pretty sure there was a passage of play where Rivers effected a crucial smother then followed up on the opposite wing to set up an attacking foray that resulted in a Frisch goal. Pure class.ย 

Rivers was fantastic tonight, desperate when it mattered, made great decisions, held his marks, hit his targets.

SOLID.


I missed the woo hoo guy tonight.

im feeling almost serene which is bizarre compared to my usual stressed mess.

Go Dees โค๏ธ๐Ÿ’™

5 minutes ago, DeeZee said:

Felt a little sad for Elder statesmen, Jones, Melky andย Hibbo .

But thatโ€™s the story of having a fantastic team, always some hard luck stories.

Clayton Oliver and Christian Petracca are the greatest midfielders ofย the modern era forย the MFC

Gawn the best captain since Barrassi

There's no room for compassion on the march to a flag . Go Dee's.

ย 

Thought we had an aura of confidence about us tonight that I havenโ€™t seen before. Looked like we thought โ€œ we got this โ€œ all game. When we lost the 3rd quarter at another time we might have panicked. Not this Melbourne team. Their confidence gives me confidence we will win flag.ย 

2 minutes ago, John Crow Batty said:

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Look at them little babes๐Ÿ˜Š

Also Clarry looks like he has blonde hairย 


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