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10 minutes ago, Chook in Perth said:

She's on like donkey kong boys and girls. 

Flag first. Then pump a bit of Frankie Valli and The Four Seasons 

I don't entirely know what you're on about here, but I'm still interested.

 
13 minutes ago, Chook in Perth said:

She's on like donkey kong boys and girls. 

Flag first. Then pump a bit of Frankie Valli and The Four Seasons 

Tell GIF by Grease Live

13 minutes ago, Chook in Perth said:

She's on like donkey kong boys and girls. 

Flag first. Then pump a bit of Frankie Valli and The Four Seasons 

I've spent 10 minutes trying to decipher this and I've got nothing 

 
20 minutes ago, Chook in Perth said:

She's on like donkey kong boys and girls. 

Flag first. Then pump a bit of Frankie Valli and The Four Seasons 

Wouldn't be a '65 hit would it?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bye,_Bye,_Baby_(Baby_Goodbye)

 

or '66?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Working_My_Way_Back_to_You

 

And did you mean to put this in the Cerra thread?

Edited by faultydet

1 minute ago, adonski said:

I've spent 10 minutes trying to decipher this and I've got nothing 

I immediately googled the entire song list.

I came up with the songs Dawn and Bye Bye Baby, which leads me to conclude that we are going to trade Gawn. 


6 minutes ago, Jaded said:

I immediately googled the entire song list.

I came up with the songs Dawn and Bye Bye Baby, which leads me to conclude that we are going to trade Gawn. 

I did the same, unfortunately I was shocked to discover no 'Cerra a done deal, don't worry we won't pay overs' EP in their discography 

6 minutes ago, Jaded said:

I immediately googled the entire song list.

I came up with the songs Dawn and Bye Bye Baby, which leads me to conclude that we are going to trade Gawn. 

He did sing Sherry!! I’m hoping that’s Cerras nickname??

The riddles are back!

2 minutes ago, Hell Bent said:

He did sing Sherry!! I’m hoping that’s Cerras nickname??

The riddles are back!

 

Edited by Dante

 
32 minutes ago, Chook in Perth said:

She's on like donkey kong boys and girls. 

Flag first. Then pump a bit of Frankie Valli and The Four Seasons 

Rick James GIF

2 hours ago, Dante said:

Melbourne midfielder Angus Brayshaw laughs off the yet another trade link to Fremantle Dockers to join brother Andy

 "Melbourne star Angus Brayshaw has dismissed speculation he could be part of a trade for Fremantle’s Adam Cerra, saying he has no interest in leaving the Demons."

Not sure if this has already been posted but it's from the West Australian and is behind a paywall

I wouldn’t be shocked if he seeks a trade, win or lose, independent of the Cerra trade.

How many more years does he want to be known as the player that plays the sacrificial wing role?

The blokes a talented midfielder by trade and would have a strong desire to get back into the centre square and increase his goal kicking tally from 2 a year.


58 minutes ago, Hell Bent said:

He did sing Sherry!! I’m hoping that’s Cerras nickname??

The riddles are back!

Love that song.

Cerry. Cerry Cerry bay yay bee

Cerry, can you come out tonight?

 

Edited by John Demonic

11 minutes ago, Bring-Back-Powell said:

I wouldn’t be shocked if he seeks a trade, win or lose, independent of the Cerra trade.

How many more years does he want to be known as the player that plays the sacrificial wing role?

The blokes a talented midfielder by trade and would have a strong desire to get back into the centre square and increase his goal kicking tally from 2 a year.

Feels like you're skipping a step here. If it was playing more inside mid minutes versus requesting a trade, I'm sure the club would reach a middle ground for a new role in 2022.

FWIW, Brayshaw looks one of the most invested in the club, from an outsider looking in.

Edited by adonski

3 minutes ago, adonski said:

Feels like you're skipping a step here. If it was playing more inside mid minutes versus requesting a trade, I'm sure the club would reach a middle ground for a new role in 2022.

FWIW, Brayshaw looks one of the most invested in the club, from an outsider looking in.

Yeah, not expecting to Brayshaw to be actively seeking a trade but it wouldn’t knock me for 6 either if he was elsewhere next year.

1 hour ago, Hell Bent said:

He did sing Sherry!! I’m hoping that’s Cerras nickname??

The riddles are back!

Well, they didn’t do Que Sera Sera. Is there any player named Ronnie on the market? Maybe Jesse’s coming back a la Walking My Way Back To You?

Edited by hardtack

1 minute ago, hardtack said:

Well, they didn’t do Que Sera Sera. Is there any player named Ronnie on the market?

Maybe we're going to land ourselves a Ronnie Coleman medallist?

Edited by adonski


2 hours ago, Bring-Back-Powell said:

I wouldn’t be shocked if he seeks a trade, win or lose, independent of the Cerra trade.

How many more years does he want to be known as the player that plays the sacrificial wing role?

The blokes a talented midfielder by trade and would have a strong desire to get back into the centre square and increase his goal kicking tally from 2 a year.

Premierships speak louder than goal tallies.

4 hours ago, Chook in Perth said:

She's on like donkey kong boys and girls. 

Flag first. Then pump a bit of Frankie Valli and The Four Seasons 

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5 hours ago, Chook in Perth said:

She's on like donkey kong boys and girls. 

Flag first. Then pump a bit of Frankie Valli and The Four Seasons 

Cerra, cherry baby whoa, whoa! 

 

 

7 hours ago, Dante said:

Melbourne midfielder Angus Brayshaw laughs off the yet another trade link to Fremantle Dockers to join brother Andy

 "Melbourne star Angus Brayshaw has dismissed speculation he could be part of a trade for Fremantle’s Adam Cerra, saying he has no interest in leaving the Demons."

Not sure if this has already been posted but it's from the West Australian and is behind a paywall

Really what else would he say before a grand final anyhow even if he is part of a trade for Cerra ... love Angus but the swap makes sense if he wants to go ... dees want a pure wingman and freo would be happy to get in a decent mid that still fits their younger list profile and adds a ton of leadership ... the Angus and Andrew show would be a winner over there ... would it also explain the Lachie Neale about face

Edited by Demons1858

Hope it’s not a prediction that we lose the GF and to our President, Big Girls Don’t Cry.


I just don’t get the Angus talk.  Deeply invested, about to enter a dynasty type window, plays a critical role in a way no-one else in the comp does it.  Gets to be smart, tough, effective and lead every game, stats count regardless.

he is worth way more to us than Cerra.  If we get a pure wingman, he gets more centre rotations.  But atm he plays about 80-100% game time.  
 

he is an absolute keeper for me.

38 minutes ago, buck_nekkid said:

I just don’t get the Angus talk.  Deeply invested, about to enter a dynasty type window, plays a critical role in a way no-one else in the comp does it.  Gets to be smart, tough, effective and lead every game, stats count regardless.

he is worth way more to us than Cerra.  If we get a pure wingman, he gets more centre rotations.  But atm he plays about 80-100% game time.  
 

he is an absolute keeper for me.

I wouldn't worry too much about it I don't think either he or the club have intentions of him going anywhere.

Once it became known that Cerra had met with us and there was some real interest in joining us, journalists went to work doing what they do and threw names against the wall to see what sticks.  Jacko's name fell off after Pert hosed down any speculation he would be traded, the next name was Gus's simply because his brother plays at the Dockers.  No real substance and Gus has hosed that down as well - expect to see Riv or Kozzie's names mentioned next.    

I think if we get Cerra it will need a few moving parts related to player movement and draft picks from more than one other club.

 
10 hours ago, Chook in Perth said:

She's on like donkey kong boys and girls. 

Flag first. Then pump a bit of Frankie Valli and The Four Seasons 

Beggin?

10 hours ago, Chook in Perth said:

She's on like donkey kong boys and girls. 

Flag first. Then pump a bit of Frankie Valli and The Four Seasons 

'Danger' ?


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