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Wait, you mean I can stop running because my hair isn't on fire after all?

 

Excellent outcome. Hopefully the day we wrap up a top 4 spot.

 
3 hours ago, Demonland said:

I have spoken with the club and have been assured that the Round 22 Adelaide match will be played in Melbourne at the MCG.

Right on. McGuire Media strikes again 

I wonder whether Nasher can add some Prozac to the Demonland software servers? I'm just about ready to slash my wrists, not because of the MFC situation, but because there are so many "woe-are-us" posters on this site spreading misery like it's a delta strain!

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It is called jumping at shadows, we are all starting to get a bit paranoid because of our previous poor treatment and fixturing . Listening to Gus, Gawny and Tracc today they are all up and about and looking forward to the last four games, we should to.

Go Dees. !!!!!!!!!

56 minutes ago, La Dee-vina Comedia said:

I wonder whether Nasher can add some Prozac to the Demonland software servers?

It seemed to work for the New Zealand cricket team.  They once were worriers.

4 hours ago, rpfc said:

Well, that was an interesting thread…

Lot of demonlanders looking for an easy excuse to ‘excuse’ the team falling off a cliff 2004 style…

No, the fixture is not an excuse, no COVID isn’t either, training loads 6 weeks ago are not either…

Yeah, not excuses, but aside from flipping open the 'Is Goodwin the right guy' thread, are there any legitimate reasons?

 

Glad to hear that it was all bulls***, would be nice if reporters actually reported news rather than starting rumours. 

16 hours ago, RedFox said:

This is not an ideal lead in to finals if true, the supporters definitely have PTSD from what happened in Darwin last season...

What did happen??? 


14 hours ago, Demon17 said:

Its in the Fixture page details fro Round 22

that's a placeholder. no round 22 games have been confirmed. all matches are subject to change until the league locks them in and confirms.

12 hours ago, Engorged Onion said:

Yeah, not excuses, but aside from flipping open the 'Is Goodwin the right guy' thread, are there any legitimate reasons?

Yes, of course, Lever gets injured. Petracca’s form continues to nose dive, the forwardline remains schizophrenic and messy.

These are reasons why we may not get to the mountain top.

But they are all within our control, which is always the hardest for us to compute - the FD, the team, the leaders, Goodwin - they hold their fate in their own hands and that is a scary proposition for a group that’s always had good excuses.

17 hours ago, drysdale demon said:

No, but that won't stop the panic attacks, the usual suspects go off half cocked on rumors and spit all type of vitriol at the club.

Pfft, damn humans and their feelings and their passion and their unrivalled, unbridled love for  the Dees. What can ya do?! ? 

21 hours ago, Demonland said:

I have spoken with the club and have been assured that the Round 22 Adelaide match will be played in Melbourne at the MCG.

Why would you speak to the club. Wouldn’t it have been better to be a regular Demonland Chicken Little and run with the media’s unconfirmed report as gospel.

You could have accused the club of 

a) Being irrelevant 

b) Bowing to the AFL

c) Putting money before top 4 chances

d) Stuffing the season up all together

No doubt none of these posters will ever jump at shadows again


7 hours ago, 58er said:

What did happen??? 

We got pantsed by Freo and Sydney to essentially end our season

26 minutes ago, RedFox said:

We got pantsed by Freo and Sydney to essentially end our season

That was Cairns.

Please know The Dee-sasters. 
 

If cases behave themselves, we should finally get back to the G with 25,000 capacity.

If Andrews has designs on keeping the 2021 grand final, he's going to have to let crowds in by the second last round of the year or the AFL's going to Perth. Pure and simple. 

2 hours ago, Pennant St Dee said:

Why would you speak to the club. Wouldn’t it have been better to be a regular Demonland Chicken Little and run with the media’s unconfirmed report as gospel.

You could have accused the club of 

a) Being irrelevant 

b) Bowing to the AFL

c) Putting money before top 4 chances

d) Stuffing the season up all together

No doubt none of these posters will ever jump at shadows again

You forgot Goody not reviewing the 2018 prelim...

1 hour ago, RedFox said:

We got pantsed by Freo and Sydney to essentially end our season

That was CAIRNS silly!!!


On 7/29/2021 at 8:50 AM, Pates said:

This will completely throw away any chance of Dees fans getting to see them play live in Melbourne before the start of finals. I know crowds are going to be a slow burn anyway but hardly a fan friendly decision. I totally get the reasons behind it, the club has taken a tough hit on our bank accounts but it still isn’t a great look for a club that’s pushing for premiership contention. 

Good reason for as many as possible to show support at Geelong

I know it’s not the clubs fault all this Covid manure however, the Victorian government can go f….k itself.  I’m so over this nonsense of no football games and more money wasted.

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