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Slippers are off... I'mย pacing around the room, I've put the cat in the fire.

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2 minutes ago, Better days ahead said:

It's a mystery to me why we make poor teams look good. We'll bank the win i'm sure but we should be better than this.

Weve been doing it for 10 years +

Love JV but I swear he hardly ever looks up when he kicks. The headย is always down. Tough toย hit targets when youโ€™re not lifting your eyes.

You can also put your houseย on him getting caught holding the ball at least once a game. Usually more. Awareness is shizen.

That said Iโ€™m happy heโ€™s getting his hands on the pill. His second half will be better.

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Awful quarter, so many players not contributing and seriously our goal kicking is dreadful.ย 


Relax guys. 50 point win coming up. The young hawks will quickly run out of steam.ย 

we play crapย teams Poorly. Luckily not many of them left

1 minute ago, CYB said:

playing out of their skins

Only in respect to pressure. Their skill game is horrible, weโ€™re just letting them scrap it away fromย contests. And as usual, weโ€™ve given themย a healthy sniff. We just hate to dominateโ€ฆ.

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5 minutes ago, Colin B. Flaubert said:

Disappointing.ย 

Itโ€™s rare that we give up chains of goals, but we did.

We need to make a statement in the 3rd quarter.

3rd AND 4th please โ€ฆ right up to the final siren.ย 


Great defensive, backs to the wall stuff by us in that last 20 minutes, I thought there, except we are on top, we arenโ€™t playing the Bulldogs, we are playing the likely wooden spooners FFS! WTF was that about?ย 

wake the [censored] up melbourne! kick it to dangerous spots in the fwd line. and Viney, stop being [censored]!

Win by 50 or don't count it as a win. f$%^ing hopeless melbourne.ย 

5 minutes ago, Dr. Gonzo said:

Lucky we bring it against the top teams hey?

And why just them?ย 

Ill be glad if we can get through the season ahead of this latest Covid shizen....


4 minutes ago, Pates said:

Iโ€™m a Viney fan, but FMD his disposal has been shocking. Two entries into forward 50 straight at a hawks player.ย 

Well here is an idea for lazy Melbourne forwards when Viney has it, get in front, you know it will fall short.ย 

1 minute ago, Earl Hood said:

Great defensive, backs to the wall stuff by us in that last 20 minutes, I thought there, except we are on top, we arenโ€™t playing the Bulldogs, we are playing the likely wooden spooners FFS! WTF was that about?ย 

players getting ahead of themselves and not respecting the opposition and just how quickly teams can score. very typical melbourne.

I think this performance is rather typical.

1 minute ago, Soidee said:

Sorry to say this but Viney is a krap kick, and slow as a snail.

I thought so too. Boys get real.


8 minutes ago, picket fence said:

In fact he can go back home and babysit seriously ****ful player home the I purfug did we sign a hack rugby p lk ayer up on a huge deal I mesmerising

Is that Welsh??

Or just some really good Shiraz?

Sloppy

Cocky

And smashed at clearances.

What is up with us? Freo mauled these guys last week. FREO!ย 

We'll win this, but geez these BS halves give every other team in the comp a look into how to beat us, and until we stamp our authority in these games, teams will always turn up knowing they're a chance against us!

Just now, Redleg said:

Well here is an idea for lazy Melbourne forwards when Viney has it, get in front, you know it will fall short.ย 

Exactly, our forwards were playing behind too often have to at least make a contest for our smalls

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The missus emptied the swear jar at half time in readiness for a refill in the second half!

7 minutes ago, Jaded said:

Lol Viney tagging Mitchell toย 20 touches at half time. FMD.ย 
Time to get serious. You either want to stamp your authority on this competition or you want to continue to be untrustworthy.ย 

Viney is a liability.ย 

Midfield mix was well balanced when he was not playing and Harmes was the tagged.

To think we have 5 years of Viney rubbish..


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